Shoplifting

I enjoy shoplifting it really gives you a sense of purpose and a feeling of control. In this day and age it’s almost impossible to provide ourselves with things that are healthy for example a bag of chips may be 3 dollars but a container of blueberries is like eight dollars??? It’s quite apparent how our stage of capitalism has already effected the things we can afford to eat as the unhealthy option is always less expensive due to its very unhealthy and cheap ingredients that shouldn’t even be inside a humans body. 

There is nothing wrong with stealing from these oppressive and greedy corporations they take all the live stock of the earth and hoard it for their gain. We as humans all need to grow out of the “stealing is wrong” phase we are actively being robbed of our natural freedoms.

HOW I SHOPLIFT

it’s not hard really, but it is always a risk 

As a student going into the supermarket isn’t really too much out of the ordinary (it’s always best to have another person help) my brother leaves his backpack outside the store and I bring mine in I only shoplift after dismissal time from school to raise less suspicion. Inside the store there are other students from other schools and sometimes the same school and some wearing backpacks so it is very easy to look non threatening to the employees. Once you are inside grab a shopping basket or  cart so you don’t look suspicious stick something’s in the basket as if you are normally shopping. once I have all the things I need we find a empty aisle or a aisle with one distracted person my brother then passes the things to me and I put them in my backpack.

note: ALWAYS BUY SOMETHING now you may seem suspicious but it’s always best to buy something to hope any suspecting workers see you paying.

Good luck, I have no idea how I will shoplift when I’m older but for now it’s relatively easy.

Here’s the haul lol heart