really bad phone pictures

hey so like 2 weeks ago there was this really really clear night that kinda knocked my socks off so i took a bunch of shitty pictures that i processed only on the default iphone photo app sliders. real quality awesome shit im bringing to the table here i know

this is giving me hella trouble typing under the specific images i wanna talk about so whatever i guess im just gonna stick everything here in these bullet points yip hella pee (ok gross)

1. right so the first ones gemini next to jupiter. obviously. now im not really big into the astrology shit but when one labels you as something you kinda get that weird obligation to be weirdly attached to it yk. thats whats going on here. literally beamed so hard when i realized that i could see them peeking out from the trees surrounding my premises (since it was literally the first time i ever had). fucking amazing shit. wish i had a telescope to see jupiter better though. was such a good night for it
2. k so of course i saw orion who the fuck hasnt seen orion its like some welcome to the club constellation shit. anyways what really got me going was pleiades up there on top. again: first time ever seeing that dude in this light pollulated place. though thats kind of concerning since pleiades really isnt that faint anyways? kinda speaks testaments to where im at here. anwways you can see the little dogg down there too. awesome. now i dont know if i was just blind or something but the Big Dogg was completely not there. dude abandoned the little guy all alone in a wet cardboard box. i mean i guess he got a pretty good babysitter. as good a babysitter that stars that vaguely form the shape of a dude holding a bow makes anyways
3. okay that last one i honesly have no clue what it is. i dont know how many of those stars happen to just be leaves catching the light because i lost the unedited version somehow so any experts out there please just tell me if you see disturbances in the century old light tunnels we got up there because i cannot figure it out on my own. like i took the picture but im in the complete dark about that. alien intervention? did i accidentally snap a pic of their weird blimps flying across or something and promptly got men in blacked? dunno. might never know. unless someone here tells me. maybe. actually it might just be andromeda and im fucking dumb like yeah i remember looking andromeda-ways taking that but i cant parse wherever the hell thats supposed to be. guh

anyways thats all i dont know how dead this stuff really is but i just wanted to share my ever so lovingly amazing photos that put nasa to shame. also: nasa is shutdown? i mean the entire american government is kinda shut down but america is not my goddamn problem sorry to say (okay it might be. Being a global powerhouse and all but no politics end here lets look at the stars and wonder about alien colonization, yeah?)

feel free to share any photos youve taken down here and yap as much as i have too like holy shit i did not even know i had this many words in me fucking lol? thats what happens i guess. feel free to IM me about this stuff i desperately need someone to dump a jupiter-sized load of words onto (gross sorry. not dumping a load onto anybody promise on that) anyways yeah yeah okay look at the pictures now and bask in their glory im gonna peace the fuck out

did you even read any of that?

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