So, I've taken issue with Montana

A place I thought I should like to live or at least were I incredibly rich,
I'd have a vacation home or something- has always been Montana.
It's always been a nice little thought, maybe have my own little apiary.
What a cute dream~ <3 <3

Until the other day, when I saw a video of a woman who lives quote -
"In the middle of nowhere in Montana" because her husband is a ranch hand.
Well, this lovely lady's house is infested with Snakes and because she's out
in the middle of nowhere, no one can do anything about it. No one to call about it.

So, she fights a snake infestation every day and that's simply not something
I can live with. Nor quite frankly does it seem at all natural to me that
snakes would even SURVIVE a harsh winter in Montana long enough to
be continually infesting this poor woman's house.

Trust me, Dear Reader
I am a pretty casual friend of chill snakes, I've lived with more than one python
but never more than one at a time and most certainly not any of them were
just free-roaming my house ready to be a whole biting surprise at any point.
I can't understand how this is even happening to her -in Montana-
I am not Southern but Bless your whole entire heart- no.
I am so good, no thank you. Absolutely Not.

I guess if you've made it this far, that's fantastic because if you're from Montana
or know anyone in Montana who can help to shed some light for me-
Are snakes like a real, legitimate threat that you guys face regularly there?
Seriously, I really don't understand how snakes could possibly be
native at all or live at all in a place that gets as cold as Montana,
to the point that they're infesting houses. Alright. Tell me about it, please?
Until later, I guess I've taken issue with Snakes in Montana.

-HL