[18+ i guess idk]
So this one time, I was on a date with a girl.
She was pretty and sang in a band and I died when she said yes to this date. Anyways, she didn't live in town and was around for a tattoo appointment and therefore stayed at a hotel.
Our date went super well, we talked and laughed and drank. Anyhow, she started to tell me about this hotell.
Basically when she called to book the room she gave them her name, and she was told that she would get her old room. Now bc of GDPR the hotell shouldn't keep her name on file, nor which room she stayed in last time she was there. So... sketch as fuck.
Anyhow, when she got there to check in, there was noone in the reception. The hotell hallway-music was super loud and the reception had loads of pictures of our king, putin and trump. She found her keycard in an envelope with her name on it.
Now when she told me this i got kinda worried, bc she's a girl in her 20's, from out of town, staying at a super sketchy hotell. You know it didnt really sit right with me.
So i came with her to check it out, looking for 2 way mirrors etc. Doing all the checks one should do in a creepy establishment. (any woman or afab person know what im talking about)
Anyhow as soon we checked all the mirrors and paintings and lamps i got laid for my super heroic action. T'was nice