walked to wendys to get some food cus im hungry man ((!!GONE WRONG!!)) ((!!COPS CALLED!!)) ((!!HUGE EXPLOSIONS!!)) ((YOU WILL NOT BELEIVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!)) ((!!NOT CLICKBAIT!!))

hey all so i was tryna play RDR2 on my netbook from like 2006 running windows xp and like for some reason it wasnt workin good and it eventually exploded and set my house on fire. so then while my house was burning into ashes i thought "im hungry ima go to wendys and get some food" so like as i was walkin over there i got stopped by a cop, apparently it was illegal to cary around a nuclear bomb everywhere i go and i like ran away, he tried to taze me but everytime he would i would just throw the metal things up to the powerlines which electrocuted him pretty hard but he could handle it? i took a look back and it turns out he was actually electroboom and could just handle it, then he tried to just shoot me but i held up the nuclear bomb right as he was about to do it and it exploaded so hard that i somehow got launched into oklahoma during spring and there was an ef5 tornado right in front of my eyes, i looked down and i somehow got electrobooms tazer so i tazed the tornado and it stopped, so then i called an uber and told them to take me to wendys and he goes "okay" and then drives to highschool football field, smashes through the gates and starts doing donuts in the middle of it for about 3 days then eventually he took me to wendys so i went in and ordered a big mac and a whooper and the lady said "sir, this is a wendys" and then i like argued with her for about 3 hours and she just threw me a bag of food in the face. so then i opened it and the fries were cold so i called 911 and when they came they took me straight to the insane asylum and ive been there for about 10 years now.

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