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Posted by Onyx

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i ate panda express a few days ago then i wasn’t able to shit for like 4 days and when i did my ashhole bled. like im shitting blood. help. what is going on. im never eating that shit again. this is genuine. what the fuck do i do. i was one the toilet for so long that the fan in the bathroom turned off by itself. im going to start crying. do i call 911, like wtf would i say. “911 what’s your emergency?” then my bitch ass would respond “MY FUCKING ASSHOLE WONT STOP BLEEDING”


it won’t stop please help.


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Reply by Gray

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Sounds like a bad case of hemorrhoids. Hopefully adding more fiber to your diet will prevent this. 


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