*ACTIONS ONLY*

*spins around in chair*

*yells* 

“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

*brings Jason a donut*

*looks in empty box*

*looks sad*

*says*

“Did you ever think maybe I wanted a doughnut?”

*Sees 2 doughnuts left in the package*
*shoves one in my mouth, almost choking*

*puts last doughnut on plate*
*eats slooooowly*

*Takes jeff's hand*
*says*
"Ok, time to go now"

*points to boss behind Cam’s back*

*yells*

“Cams pretending to work”

*looks confused at computer screen as boss walks by*

*types gibberish on the keyboard*

*watches boss walk away*

*continues on Spacehey*

*stands up straighter*

*says*

"Think we scared casino, ok. Y'all did "

*sees JR*

*says*

”Yoooooooo”

*shares cookie*

*wonders*
"did someone report the casino?"

*looks around*

*thinks*
"he's gone"

*body slams casino* 

Warned you last time

*LOL*
*backs JR up*

*yells from behind JR*
"Yeah! Bring it casino spam"

*yells at casino ad* 
*reprimands*

*says*
"You didn't say it in an "action" format"

*wakes up*

*sees mess in my house*

*sees empty keg*

*screams*

“NOOOOOOO!”

*celebrates that there’s no boss today*

*realizes I’m too happy about this*

*take it down a notch*

*walks into Jeff's house*
*sees the party*
*looks around for jeff*

*welcomes Cam to the party*

*looks around*
*says*
"Jeff's around here somewhere" 

*thinks*

Jeff throwing a party?

That’s not like Jeff

*looks around for jeff*

*comes in with a boom box and keg*

*yells*
"LET'S PARRRRRTY!!!!*

*calls dibs on the apple pie*

*opens mouth*
*pushes Nosel*
*unleashes whipped cream into mouth*

*sneaks up on Abby*
*yells*
"FREEZE"

*has no gun*
*sees what else is in jeff's refrigerator*

*reports a break in*

*suspect is eating food from jeff's fridge*

*eats 12 Monkey's forgotten lunch*

*thinks*
"how did I get into his house?"

*makes lunch last night for today*

*leaves lunch at home*

*cleans out paint brushes*
*puts lid back on paint cans*

*says goodbye to all the people I met today*
*gets in the company truck*
*sees a big white streak of paint across my forehead that must have been there all day*

*drives fast home*

*tiptoes out of here because I ain't cleaning this mess up*

*Holds gas mask up to mouth*
*Says*
"What did we learn Presley?"

"NO NAPPING AT WORK!"

*sets up a hose*

*holds line and sprays the base of the fart tornado*

*gets pulled in with the hose into the fart tornado*

*thinks*

“It smells kind of like the firehouse bathroom”

*YELLS "I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIRE"*

*Smells the burning tornado of farts and fabreeze*

You're lucky I love you

*gets fire extinguisher and sprays everywhere *

Oh. You're awake. Sorry

*wakes up*

*sniffs*

*thinks*

"What smells like Poop and flowers?*

*attacks the fart smell with febreeze*

*yells*
Take that bathroom dwellers*

*sets the fart tornado on fire*

*continues farting near her desk, the chair spinning creating a massive fart tornado*

*spins Presleys chair?

*grunts and farts near her desk*  

*sees Presley crying with head on desk*

*leaves box of tissues for her*

*puts up DO NOT DISTURB sign at my desk*

*cries at my desk until Monday's over*

*eats pizza* 🍕

*finds all the hidden Easter eggs*

*waters all the plants in my office as I've turned it into practically a rain forest*

*takes the last bite of my bang bang shrimp with a singular tear running down my cheek *

“Ugh god I wish I had made more !!!!”

*takes break in between exercises*

*listens to the rain storm outside * 

Candy!

*covers eyes* 

Can't resist the pull of the candy

*locks the door*
*stands with arms folded in front of the door*
*says*
"Give up the candy son*

*steals all the candy on Cam's desk and runs for the door*

*finishes work after being here for an hour*
*pretends to type at computer as boss passes*

*returns to playing card games*

*wakes up *

*checks time on phone* 

*goes back to sleep *

*wishes the phones would stop bothering me*

*eats a piece of candy*

*ahhh*

*turns music up loud*

*dances down the hallway to the printer*