***Yawns***

*Dodges Falling Trees*

*burps the Star Spangled Banner*

*scratches belly*

*stares at my bed from a distance*

*asks*

*takes a shot*

*searches through 300 Christmas lights for the blown out bulb*

*holds stomach*

*feels KOM’s post*

*hands covering ears*

*waddles to the pond*

*has Beck’s horn stuck on my mind now*

*thinks sometimes if horns aren’t working for awhile they need a good honking*

*wonders if you want to hear my theories about tailpipes too*

*waits in line at supermarket*

*still waiting in line in supermarket*

*checks time while waiting in line at supermarket*

*watches as 10 Lords a-leaping*

*sees 9 ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, etc.*

*sighs...*

*eats bologna sandwich^

*practices Magic Mike moves*

*faces fan towards megN*

*beady eyes*

*lets the good times roll*

*checks engine because of light*

*shovels snow…..again*

{~*~} Person-Chan wondered why she was scrolling on SpaceHey instead of calling her friends, but then realized that they were all at school. {~*~}

*types this while on the toilet*

*takes guitar out of case*

*farts*

*doing it all for my baby*

*does a jello shot*

*vacuums rug around Becks*

*sobs in my office*
*staring at the Monday calendar*

*crunches Doritos*

*definitely does homework*

*puts my left foot in and shakes it all about*

*electric slides to the dance floor*

*does the Carlton dance*

*pulls Becks to the dance floor*

*interdimensional pussy popping*

*goes to sleep*

*eats fruity pebbles*

* takes fruity pebbles from you*