How TF can a minor move country (theoretically)

So GCSEs are around the corner and well I think I’ve done either amazing or shit now if I’ve done amazing, I’ll still need to do the courses I wanna do and I’ll have a nice life (with no friends ) 

But if I fail, and oh, if I fail that me done I don’t wanna go to Sheffield College, I don’t wanna live in Sheffield and I shore as shit don’t want to live in a place where All my attempts, something greater fell face first in to a steaming pile of Horse jizz.

Now if I fail I must move probably to somewhere were there military accepts foreigners because at that point I probably feel like giving up on life so I may as well get rid of it and get a new life out of it yk.

By the way, this is one massive shit post like I do think this shit but I’m too much of a pussy to do it.