FORUM GAME: CORRUPT-A-WISH

granted, but its the nasty patty from that one spongebob episode >:))

I wish the pandemic was over!!

Granted, but your stomach completely disappeared along with your stomach ache! 

granted but it breaks down after a month

Granted, But you spend it all on crack and die

I wish I was a baller

Granted, but you can't get taller. 

Granted, but it's a tattoo on their faces. 

Granted, but the clouds are now farts

Granted but now you have an arsenal of new mental illnesses

Granted but now you have an arsenal of new mental illnesses

Granted but now you have no back.

I wish my eyesight was better

Granted,

Granted

Granted, but you can't exchange them for anything.

Granted, but you can only wish for bad things to happen.

Granted, but now you're going to disappointed in everything.

Granted, but you always oversleep and end up late to everything

Granted, but you only know *how*, and can only instruct others instead of actually apply the skill yourself. 

Granted, but now you only want to travel to really rancid places. 

Granted, but you're only motivated to do evil deeds.

Granted, but if you make a noise then you are killed by the things that lurk outside at night.

I wish i didnt have to clean up the house.

Granted, but you have to clean all of your neighbors houses. 

Granted but the car you receive has to be driven by your feet, Flintstone style.

I wish I did not have to go to work today.

Granted, but now you live at the gym! 

Granted, but they mistake whatever you say as an insult to their family.

I wish I had the power to pause time for as long as I want 

Granted, to the letter even! ...but after a while, you realize that you forgot to wish to be able to unpause it as well.

I wish I could live with all my besties.

Granted, but you all end up hating each other to the point that all but one of you moves out

granted, but you can never get any alone time any more.

Granted, but conspiracy theorist quickly find out and harass you for the rest of your days asking if their theory is correct.

I wish for the power choose to teleport to any one who I call. 

granted, but anyone you teleport to can now teleport to you at will.

Granted, 

Granted, you are now made purely of blood.

granted, it works well for a day, but it seems you’ve used up all of your confidence for the next 6 months…

a fitting end for a pleasant thread :)

your wish for a nice ending is granted but the pleasant end only lasts for a few days until some weird emo kid comes along and keeps it going.

I wish I had shapeshifting powers

Granted but you can only shapeshift into insects 

Granted, but you break a leg every time you land.

granted, but the bodies are full of poisonous spikes

granted, but you may only play board games.