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FORUM GAME: CORRUPT-A-WISH

Posted by Twilight Sparkle

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Forum: Games

People from old forums should remember this one!

Replies to this thread should take the format of
1. twisting the last person's wish into something that's bad for them / bad in general
2. making a new wish for the next person to change.
This continues, hopefully, forever.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars.


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Reply by Carrie Bridges

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Granted, but you may only spend it at Hot Topic.

I wish I could draw better!


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Reply by Red

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Granted, but everything you draw and any record of it vanishes after 1 hour.

I wish I had a burger rn


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Reply by XxNix_NightmarexX

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granted, but its the nasty patty from that one spongebob episode >:))

I wish the pandemic was over!!


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Reply by Twilight Sparkle

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granted, it snows for 6 months straight to the point where the door is blocked up by it, meaning that nobody can even go outside and therefore won't get infected

i wish i didn't have a stomach ache right now


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Reply by Alissa Rose

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Granted, but your stomach completely disappeared along with your stomach ache! 


I wish I had a Tesla. 


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Reply by aliya

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granted but it breaks down after a month


i wish i was rich 


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Reply by Dr. Sunchips

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Granted, But you spend it all on crack and die

I wish I was a baller


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Reply by Lord Byron Summertime

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Granted, but you can't get taller. 


I wish I could go to a hockey game.


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Reply by Josh Boyd

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Granted, but the puck flies over the barricade and takes out your front teeth.

I wish my salary was triple what I make right now.


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Reply by Squid Died

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granted, but its all in coins.
i wish i never had to sleep!


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Reply by Twilight Sparkle

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granted, but you have to just sit completely still instead

i wish everyone had a pony. (:P)


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Reply by juicebox

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Granted, but it's a tattoo on their faces. 


I wish the sky was brown. 


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Reply by KatelynSama

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Granted, but the clouds are now farts


I wish I did not have ADHD.


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Reply by Ali

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Granted but now you have an arsenal of new mental illnesses


I wish my back wouldn´t hurt.


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Reply by Ali

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Granted but now you have an arsenal of new mental illnesses


I wish my back wouldn´t hurt.


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Reply by Birdwallpaper

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Granted but now you have no back.

I wish my eyesight was better


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Reply by KatelynSama

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Granted,


But now you are colorblind.

 I wish my mom was not a druggie.


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Reply by Tayla Gaffney Blake

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Granted


She is now addicted to coffee instead

I wish for an endless supply of gold coins


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Reply by Leo

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Granted, but you can't exchange them for anything.


I wish I could fly.


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Reply by Twilight Sparkle

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Granted, but getting back down is another question.

I wish I could do magic.


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Reply by KatelynSama

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Granted, but you can only wish for bad things to happen.


I wish I was not a disappointment.


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Reply by vergil

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Granted, but now you're going to disappointed in everything.


I wish I knew what my cat was thinking.


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Reply by Twilight Sparkle

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Granted, you now have psychic powers but your cat's thoughts are louder than your own, so you're constantly bombarded with thoughts about the bird outside.
I wish I would always wake up refreshed and well-rested.


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Reply by Deedoor

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Granted, but you always oversleep and end up late to everything


I wish I knew how to draw


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Reply by ✦Esper_Morningstar✦

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Granted, but you only know *how*, and can only instruct others instead of actually apply the skill yourself. 


I wish I could travel to any place I wanted! 


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Reply by diogenes

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Granted, but now you only want to travel to really rancid places. 


I wish I could be more motivated. 


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Reply by BlaqqMagixx

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Granted, but you're only motivated to do evil deeds.


I wish I had more company and friends.


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Reply by Twilight Sparkle

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Granted, you take the place of Mark Zuckerberg and get both his company and his Facebook friends.

I wish it were quieter outside when it's late at night.


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Reply by Hooterbby

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Granted, but if you make a noise then you are killed by the things that lurk outside at night.

I wish i didnt have to clean up the house.


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Reply by Zach Shaw

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Granted, but you have to clean all of your neighbors houses. 


I wish I never had to buy a car again. 


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Reply by △⃒⃘ ᴊᴇssɪᴄᴀ △⃒⃘

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Granted but the car you receive has to be driven by your feet, Flintstone style.


I wish I did not have to go to work today.


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Reply by diogenes

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Granted, but now you live at the gym! 


I wish someone wanted to hear me.


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Reply by Howdy

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Granted, but they mistake whatever you say as an insult to their family.

I wish I had the power to pause time for as long as I want 


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Reply by Twilight Sparkle

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Granted, to the letter even! ...but after a while, you realize that you forgot to wish to be able to unpause it as well.

I wish I could live with all my besties.


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Reply by DeoChomp

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Granted, but you all end up hating each other to the point that all but one of you moves out


I wish I wasn't so anti-social


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Reply by veri 🗝

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granted, but you can never get any alone time any more.


i wish i could know everything without having to learn it.


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Reply by Howdy

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Granted, but conspiracy theorist quickly find out and harass you for the rest of your days asking if their theory is correct.

I wish for the power choose to teleport to any one who I call. 


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Reply by diogenes

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granted, but anyone you teleport to can now teleport to you at will.


I wish that she sells seashells by the seashore for half price, damn 50$ is too much for a shell. 


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Reply by KandiKingdom

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Granted, 

But the shells do not last as long and crumble.


I wish I wasn't so scared of talking to people


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Reply by grips

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Granted, but you're only agile when you're drunk

I wish I had more friends


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Reply by selfKaiHarness

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Granted, but your new friends left you after a week.

I wish i was a pure-blooded saiyan.


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Reply by TheBigFatCaterpillar

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Granted, you are now made purely of blood.


I wish I was more confident!


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Reply by diogenes

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granted, it works well for a day, but it seems you’ve used up all of your confidence for the next 6 months…


I wish I could understand why people make wishes


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Reply by Green: the Sin-Eaters

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I wish I could understand why people make wishes

Your wish has been granted implicitly. Now you have, in making a wish, gone through the cognitive processes required to wish in the first place. That was the one wish you'll have granted in your entire life. GL


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Reply by diogenes

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a fitting end for a pleasant thread :)


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Reply by Gray/Graycin <3

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your wish for a nice ending is granted but the pleasant end only lasts for a few days until some weird emo kid comes along and keeps it going.

I wish I had shapeshifting powers


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Reply by PocketBun

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Granted but you can only shapeshift into insects 


I wish I could jump so high it's like flying


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Reply by XxAcidFeverxX

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Granted, but you break a leg every time you land.


I wish I could pet a million cats.


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Reply by Miki

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granted, but the bodies are full of poisonous spikes


i wish to regain my gaming mood back


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Reply by ᗩᑎTOᑎIO

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granted, but you may only play board games.

I wish I could have a pet Cerberus


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