Let's say a little silly wizard approaches u with an offer. He will give u 1 million dollars and a scrying orb to ponder, but u must first be turned into a fruit or vegetable of ur choice for 24 hours.
What will u ask the wizard to turn u into???
and u can't choose none. if u decline his offer the wizard will get very angry and explode u with his mind. he is a very unstable man.