Craziest Party Stories

let's just say a certain kind of toy was shared among many o.O

Went to a small venue on east outer drive in the D and the mfs spiked the punch with xans :) drove home and survived, craziest part of the story lol

i was partying with a couple. (yes it’s what you think) anyway lol they laced me with liquid LSD

Went to a house party some guy bumped into my friends he tolled him to watch out then the guy out a knife to his throat then ran. After my two friends fought each other outside the party because they were drunk then last on are way home some gangsters ran up on us and robbed us. All within the same hour.

a group of friends and i were at a bar and we were all just chillin when some random guy (the town i live in does have a lot of homeless people that like to hang near the bars) comes up to one of my guy friends and pushes him trying to start a fight. immediately my other friends stand up and try to either calm the guy down or fight him. the stranger then takes off his shirt slaps him self repeatedly and rolls around in the grass just repeating “go ahead and hit me man”. i work at the bar we were near at the time and got some of the bartenders to de-escalate the situation. after things calmed down, the dude went on his way and a few of my guy friends ended playing with my coworker taser and were tasing themselves. fun night tho

loll a few monthes back I went back to my hometown to hang out with some of my old friends- One of them had a super nice vape that we were hitting like literally constantly, We drank and took xanax. 

went to my friends house and me, him, another friend and his aunt were all drinking, smoking weed and doing meth all night. i hotrailed for the first time. anyways, morning came and we were all extremely fucked up. being 13 and high we decided to break into a family members house through their balcony window and steal a watermelon. good times.

i puked on new years lol

someone passed me a bottle of what i assumed was some kind of vodka and i (dont know why) chugged it. passed out and woke up the next day, my friends say i puked 10 times

matched with someone on tinder who practiced witchcraft. they asked if i wanted to hang, i asked them if i could bring my friends. i show up with like 6 very normal-looking straight guys and 1 or 2 other girls. tinder witch takes us to their basement and we all hold hands in a circle and they explain to us that this is a safe space for any and all artistic expression with no space for judgement. we pledge to that. few hours later, everyone's drunk, random people start showing up, there's a 'toy' hanging on the ceiling by a rope, a bunch of what i heard were possible gang members end up coming and one of them spends 10 mins explaining to me that we are sexually compatible in terms of astrology, one of tinder witch's friends is on psychedelics, one of my acquaintances buys some substance from that friend, tinder witch's karen neighbor comes to complain but ends up partying with us instead, then finally after a few hours we got kicked out. there was absolutely no 'artistic expression' happening that night btw, just everyone being very confused the whole time.

a couple of my buddies and me got totally wasted at my place, all i remember is waking up in a bush outside a mcd's parking lot haha...my friends say we got thrown out of the place for throwing fries.

a friend of mine introduced me to 2 of his raver friends when i was relatively new to raving. they brought molly and it got confiscated by the bouncer and the two of them spent the rest of the night arguing bcuz 1 of them said it was "a sign that they shldnt roll." the other was upset bcuz it was expensive n i literally didnt see either of them th rest of the night

no fue una fiesta pero bueno

mi mejor amiga me invitó a almorzar a su casa con sus amigos del insti, yo normal porque por qué no? luego fuimos a una feria por el centro asi q era peligroso, y si, le robaron :,v

conocia un cajero cerca para sacar todo su dinero y depositarlo a la cuenta de su amigo, volvimos a la feria para escuchar a su grupo favorito y luego vinieron amigos de sus amigos. Uno queria tomar y fumar, no soy de eso pero dije meh compré un soju no me afecta

todos se emborracharon menos su amiga y yo xd pero ya se hacia tarde y no pasaban buses owo tuvieron la maravillosa idea de caminar 3.1 km hasta un paradero nocturno (pasaban carros hasta tarde) todo el camino mi amiga estaba con su enamorado (yo no sabia que su amigo del insti lo era jsjaj) su otro amigo besando a a la amiga de su amigo lol y el otro amigo de su amigo intentaba ligarme de una forma chistosa y estresante :V 

en fin no pongo todo pq seria mas largo de lo q ya es (?) pero en resumen fue la experiencia más o menos cercana a skins temporada uno que he tenido XD

i once bought a bottle of absolut and a pack of white claws for me and some homies. i had about a quarter of the bottle of vodka along with somewhere between 3 - 5 white claw seltzers. i ended the night with my tongue in homeboy's mouth, a raging headache, and a permanent scar from all the falling i was doing.

in my early drinking days when i was like 15, my friend and i were starting to get a little to obvious with how much alcohol was disappearing from her parents cabinet so we took an empty bottle and skimmed about a half shot out of every single bottle so it looked like everything was still the same but we had a whole bottle for ourself each (there was a LOT of bottles to take from) i, being 15, topped mine off with a fucking beer bc my logic was just "ah more alcohol = more drunk" (this was the night i learned that not everything mixes)

i proceeded to finish the entire bottle, threw up out her bedroom window ten times, i only remember 3 of them. i then proceeded to pass out for two hours with my head on said windowsill and when i woke up i was on the floor and half my clothes were gone. id also like to mention it was a tuesday night.

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about a year later a bunch of us were partying at our usual river spot. later into the night i was around the corner from the main party area with my buddy having a pretty serious heart to heart and i guessed i missed an entire debacle where someone heard the cops were coming and they cleared out almost the whole spot and disappeared. i went to return to get another beer and walk face first into said cops, beer in one hand, massive vape in the other. 16 years old. no shirt on, no shoes, pants rolled up to my knees, wet from swimming.

the thing is, i dont recall much about my conversation with them other than digging my shirt out of the sand while they were trying to take my name and other info from me, but i guess i managed to save all of our asses that night bc no one ever contacted us, they let me go and theres nothing on my record.. there definetly should have been.

we partied at that spot a lot that summer. we had a portable barbacue we stored on the roof of the elemenatry school down the street that we would bring out every weekend for hot dogs and such. once we cooked mushroom tea on it. 

at another point earlier that summer my best friend was breifly sleeping with this older girl who had just got out of a relationship. her ex ended up chasing her down through our spot once and threatend all of us, demanding to know a whole bunch of shit. she didnt end up sticking around with us for longer than a week, but id actually gotten to know that guy pretty well after the second time he showed up. turns out he is actually a really good dude, just driven crazy by the wrong person who lied to him all the time. hes now a dad and wants me to be the best man at his wedding. and his fiance is fucking awesome and hes so much happier. crazy we met by him threatening me and my buddy tho. that girl continued to go around making that reputation worse and despite how the years pass everyone she hangs out with is still 16.. funny.

also that same girl my buddy was fucking that week, in short how that ended is she was talking to his ex at another said party and decided, without saying nything to him that she was done with his shit. her solution to being mad at him was to walk up and kiss me about it. he heard about this about half an hour later and tried to get in my face about it before storming out. its at this point that i would like to mention, 1- im gay. and 2- he was staying at my house that night so idk where he thought he was gonna fuck off to. we ended up talking it out bc again, im gay, what the hell do i benifit from kissing her, i dont even rlly fw her as a person to begin with. 

she ended up still following us home that night and just sorta invited herself to stay over. they got into some sort of argument in my room ab i dont remember what and youll never guess his solution to being mad at her. also kissing me. weird fucking night. 

when we woke up she had invited some other kid over who just started unloading a backpack full of illegal weapons onto my floor and proceed to explain that he was currently on parole.

small town parties, just to skim the surface of the stupid shit id do on a daily basis

I CAN FINALLY SHARE MINES 

i saw this forum around a year ago before i indulged in a party cuz i had no friends so i can hereby tell a story.

this was a hotel party and these friends are from school, ive been to a hotel party with them MANY TIME inc my bday, but this one... omg this was my friends birthday around 2 months ago and they brought out a mixture of alc and fruit punches into one container and weed being passed around. very dangerous.... 

i barely remember anything, all i remember is coming back home, laying in bed half naked and vomitting EVERYWHERE. it was ALL liquid bc my dumbass didnt eat anything all day... but im also relieved i didnt have to deal with chunky messes. I was so wasted that i tore off my bedsheets and left my bed bare naked and slept with a towel because i was SO TIRED AND DRUNK TO EVEN CLEAN UP... i basically slept in a pool of my throw up and woke up early (horrible) to clean up and went to the movies after (regret) lets just say im taking a big fat break from partying.

def not the craziest but one of my favs is when i knew a guy who was havin a halloween party, like 200+ kids showed up and he freaked tf out and called the cops on his own party. i was tripping fucking balls and freaked tf out immediately but i lost my ride so i had to stay w the kid and talk to the cops T-T

Went to a house party wid mah friend. Getting in was soo annoyballz cuz we had to prove to the house girls bfs’s friends that we knew someone who was invited..they acted like it wuz sum top VIP club (◔_◔),,, anyballz we finally make it in N IT KINDA STINKZ OF ALCOHOL AND SWEAT BUT WHATEVES ISSA PARTAYY!! ♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪

Den mah friend gets DRUNKK and not even 5 minutes passed..atp im kinda scared she got drugged,, but she insists shes fine N needs fresh air and our otha friend (one who acc invited us) tells me she’ll take her outside since we just got here and she wuznt drunk. I waitt on dis ugly brown couch dat felt too crusty..I den went to look 4 dem cause I saw a small fight happen n i gotta report to da hive. Going outside, I ask, and dis gal LEFT. 

I’m ringing them both up, half pissed, half scared dey got kidnapped..that’s when I run into the girl who we’re partying in’s house! She is kinda popular at skool and used to make fun of me for liking anime until I started dressing basic..ANYWAYZ Hg wuz CRYINNNN so I tried to calm her down wid like 30 other ppl and she legit shouted that SHE CAUGHT HA BF CHEATING WITH HER BESTFRIEND IN DA BAHROOM?? Craziest part..her bestfriend is a GUY.

I saw sum crazy shit but seeing a somewat homophobic guy make out with an openly gay guy at a party full of drunk teens (dw it was legal ;b) was acc so jarring. Thot i wuz on an episode of WWYD LAWL

To dis day i dunno know where my friendz went awf to..dey came back wid ice cream 4 me tho..so all is fine hehe..all i know is girl wz left wid a wrecked house and heart T-T also both dudes didn’t stawp until bfs friends pulled him awf LAWLL 

Tbh dis is lowkey sucha rant BUT I HAVE N0 ONE TO TELL DIS TO,,

Got super high and sat 2 hours through a shitty tattoo on my ribs

i went to this house party in the middle of actual nowhere, and they had hired amateur "security" (people they probably found thru a flyer). anyway, people started to overwhelm them, and they tear gassed everyone. i had to make my way up a random road in the middle of the forest until i could find reception, my eyes burning and tearing up to the point i could barely see. i eventually got an uber out but jesus.