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Hello good people of the internet, I present to you the Vominomicon. This Grimoire/Cookbook holds the many recipes I and my friends discovered over our years on this Earth. These recipes were concoctions born from Ill intent or just bad mistakes and thus should not be eaten without taking proper preparations. Make sure to serve every dish with a side of Jesus made wine and consumed with silver cutlery.
The first recipe is the Betrayal sandwich
This recipe was created when I tried to make an alternative to a Pb&J.
You will need honey, peanut butter, and a tortilla.
Spread the peanut butter on the tortilla like you normally would (for what, idk) and then get your honey. The trick of the Betrayal sandwich is to make sure the honey is old, crispy, crunchy, gross, and for some reason white. Put a few glops onto the peanut tortilla, fold and enjoy.
The texture can only be compared to scabs swimming in tar wrapped in the flesh of an iguana.
This food item lowers sanity by 20 and debuffs speech by 3 for 20 minutes.
The second recipe is the Sonic Quickshot.
This recipe was created at a school lunch table when me and some friends mixed some random crap from my buddies home lunch together.
You will need low lil Moo's low fat white milk and a Sonic Ocean water flavor packet.
Mix the drink mix into the milk thus creating a mixture from mixing the mix into the milk.
Despite turning radiation blue the flavor is quite nice and refreshing. It is slightly thick and thirst quenching like a nice thin yogurt. The problem comes at the bottom off the drink. The mix makes the milk curdle or something and causes a thick slimy layer to from at the bottom of the bottle. My buddy drank the bottom bit and described it as "Slugs matting with smurfs" which an amazing description.
Btw if you have long hair pull it back, I got it in my hair and it seems like Na'vi spit shinned my thinning locks.
This beverage grants a 10 buff to speed and Ap regen for 8 seconds.
The third and final item of this chapter of the Vominomicon is Spuds & Jelly
This recipe was created while I was off the Ashy William and playing vrchat.
You will need purple jelly, peanut butter, bread, and Kroger brand potato chips.
Make a standard Pg&J and add chips to it, simple.
The texture and taste is actually quite nice until the starchyness of the chips kicks in and then it tastes like an Irishman's toast.
Something fun about this recipe is I made it twice but didn't remember making it the first time. I got the idea of chips on a Pb&J twice without remembering my mistake of the first time. So really funny thing is I made it twice but didn't remember, the seconds time I only remembered halfway through the sandwich.
This sandwich causes early onset dementia which lasts for the remainder of your run.
I still got more recipes to share so maybe this tome will be explored again.
Also yes, I did really eat and drink these things, none were good.
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