i made a couple pangrams

crazy pole with qualm fucking VEXED banjos! (36 letters, 43 characters, 42 w/no space)

vixen quiz-up whilst my bridges jack off (33 letters, 40 characters)

lazy viewing of box-shaped kumquat juicers (36 letters, 42 characters)

version of the prev pangram that makes less semantic sense but is one less letter long: lazy viewing for box-shaped kumquat juice

vixen of bedroom waltz gyms hijack quips (34 letters, 40 characters)

niqab-clad vixen gulp mushy frozen-wet konjac (38 letters, 45 characters)

my ravine quetzals jog with bed pox, fuck (33 letters, 41 characters, 40 w/no comma)

version of the prev pangram that makes SLIGHTLY more semantic sense: my ravine-bred quetzals jog with pox, fuck (34 letters)

semantic/syntactic sense: semantic is the meaning of a thing and syntax is the form or grammar of one, so if a sentence makes semantic sense, it means that the scenario or thing it's describing is maybe plausible, and if it makes syntactic sense, it's grammatically correct.

semantic, not syntactic sense: they are just attention of wanting

syntactic, not semantic sense: i am the physical embodiment of the number 52!

both: you [ballsyballs] would not be a responsible parent

neither: the jog diesel when to great always are want running behemoth

ig it's important to balance both when creating restricted sentences like pangrams: using as few letters as possible while also conjuring something that people will understand is hard

thx 4 coming to my yap session its also hard to live life with niche-ass interests