QOTD #23: What is the dumbest way you've been hurt? [closed]

Okay um so as a kid i was REALLY into art and crafts since i was 5 and you'd find my room covered in cardboard all the time (the reason my friends call me the "scissor master" because i carry this big ass scissor all the time because i need it to cut thru thick cardboard while the others have the tiny ones and its just been an inside joke) And im STILL a scrap collector. 

So like as a kid i wasnt allowed to touch knives or scissor untill i was like 7. But the thing was i needed scissors to use cello tape (and i hated glue, so i used copius amounts of cello tape)and i also didn't have a tape dispenser. So that left me with only one option: PENS. Thats right, this doofus took the pens with the sharpest nibs and just stabbed the cello tape roll to cut pieces off if it and use it.  Did the cello tape have ink on it? Yes. Did i care? No, as long as it was effective!. 

But then one particular day i got distracted by tye tv doing so and stabbed the cello tape a bit TOO hard, and then slammed the pen straight into my thigh and there was a hole and it was deep and yeahhhh i was a dumbasss

i still have a scar on my foot from when i hurt myself on a bouncy castle back when i was 8

I was mad that my mom was making me ride my bike to the park to give my brother his bag so I didn't put the bag on all the way and the straps got caught in my wheels and flung me onto the street. Got a nasty scar on my knee to this day

And for good measure, got a scar on my OTHER knee for tripping on the road when I went ding dong ditching at a friend's sleepover

fell from a swing and almost became paralyzed for life 

i ate a random ass mushroom off the ground when i was 6 and surprise it was poisonous. so then i had to go to the er on fucking canada day