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QOTD #23: What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?

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Ok so. About a year ago I was on the swing in my backyard and I had my bootleg airpods (because screw airpods) in my ear. For context my bootleg airpods had this feature where if you double tap the side it'll skip the song playing and move on to the next one. So I have some random spotify playlist booming in my ears and all of a sudden WATERMELON SUGAR (the harry styles song) STARTS PLAYING AND I HAAATATATTTTTEEEEE WATERMELON SUGAR. So I take my hand off the swing to switch the swing and 99.999% of the time I do this nothing happens but this time I don't register how high up I am and I fall off the swing (about 12-13 feet). 

So I ended up landing on my wrist, it was shattered, deformed, and dislocated. My hand and wrist were ON TOP OF MY ARM. Also I was ALONE in the backyard and I had to call my stepmom to come get me to take me to the er.


TLDR: I shattered my wrist because I fell off a swing because of HARRY FUCKING STYLES (i immedietly went back to the swing once my cast was off)


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Okay um so as a kid i was REALLY into art and crafts since i was 5 and you'd find my room covered in cardboard all the time (the reason my friends call me the "scissor master" because i carry this big ass scissor all the time because i need it to cut thru thick cardboard while the others have the tiny ones and its just been an inside joke) And im STILL a scrap collector. 

So like as a kid i wasnt allowed to touch knives or scissor untill i was like 7. But the thing was i needed scissors to use cello tape (and i hated glue, so i used copius amounts of cello tape)and i also didn't have a tape dispenser. So that left me with only one option: PENS. Thats right, this doofus took the pens with the sharpest nibs and just stabbed the cello tape roll to cut pieces off if it and use it.  Did the cello tape have ink on it? Yes. Did i care? No, as long as it was effective!. 

But then one particular day i got distracted by tye tv doing so and stabbed the cello tape a bit TOO hard, and then slammed the pen straight into my thigh and there was a hole and it was deep and yeahhhh i was a dumbasss


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