Allergic to pets D:

I have become allergic to nearly all mammals. I can't have a dog, cat, gerbil, mouse, ferret, hedgehog, rabbit, or anything of the mammal variety.

I guess my only options left are reptiles, amphibians, fish, spiders, birds, and bugs. None of them seem very cuddly, friendly, or useful.

I'm not allergic to humans though... maybe you can be my pet? Hahaha