"Don't like relaxin' so I don't smoke pot."

"You may think plastic is pathetic, but I find beauty in synthetic"

"Chilling in my iced out Prada frames"

"I like fashion but i'm always naked in the platform pumps"

"I ain't illiterate bitch.. no i'm a little rich"

'I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it'

it's LITERALLY stuck in my head, cant get it out, and i love it

THE QUEENS AND THE QUEERS YEAH THEY LOVING MY SHIT!!! FUCK YEAH

''I do it for the girls and the gays that's it''

and

''two small titties and a baseball bat''

I LOVE EM SO MUCH THEY'RE LITERALLY ME

"Im just tryna keep all the pornstars fed"

"Yeah he love me but he fucks me likes he hates me guts" 

And "If I said he wasn't hot then I'd be lying" She's so iconic. 💋

Oooh I got a few!!

"Did I even have a chance? Did you pretend to like me for fun?"

"Cause I wont sink. No, I won't drown in my feelings for you" like yasss it feels very hot girl post-breakuppp

"Who shit the bed? Michael shit the bed" the lyrics are hilarious but the song itself is so trance inducing for me hahah :>

“I wanna get f4cked with a beer bottle break it watch me bleed out” or “Yeah he love me but he f4cks me like he hates my guts he hit the spot to make me squirt and let me paint his nuts” OBVI 💋

- "Yeah he love me but he fucks me like he h8s my guts."

- "Damn sry I blew you off I was doing lunch with Microsoft. I'm sucking off a CEO if he's not a millionaire then I got to go."

- "SHINE FROM THE FRONT AND I FUCK FROM THE BACK." ( my fav of all time.)

- "See the difference between me and you bitch my shit hits."

- THE ENTIRETY OF HOLLYWOOD DREAM.

- THE ENTIRETY OF LITERAL LEGEND.

I almost forgot someone mentioned it earlier but its sooo good.

"two small titties and a baseball bat."

merry christmas !! i want drugs.

''No its fine because im a whore''

''Ill be your hot mess''

'so come and fuck me from the baaackk'

it hits so good

never drink anything below ten grand 

never suck d unless the moneys in his HAND!!!!

too relatable 

"two small titties and a baseball bat.

an internal quote for me lol <3

"Who put my baby in the oven?"

"im a material whore i want mo-mo-more"

-Raw from gangbang

I don't really care anymore, spent my life as a whore 

tried to play wife, okay but I gotta get it my way

Ayesha Erotica - Snooki

I just love the message of not caring anymore (about what ppl think) 💖💋

I DO IT FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS THATS IT - THE QUEENS AND THE QUEERS YEAH THEY LOVING MY SHIT ;)

he might not look like he's getting bitches but honey that dick was 11 inches !

i love colalaflare era 

You stay rappin' on the app, bitch, I'm livin' this
Hollow tips, rip your hoes, steal 'em with a kiss
How you rockin' Prada? Yeah, you usin' WIC
Get up off your phone, take care of your kid
I been boomin' on the track, I'm the bottom bitch
I've been wearing minks, you been wearin' fitch
See the difference, me and you? I'ma do or die
Mob ties get you whacked, it's a homicide

I like fashion but I'm always naked

In the platform pumps, ooh, you can't take it

one woooooord one woooord tells me everything i need to know <33333333333

also na na na na na na na na 

“Welcome to LA bitch”

E um dia (um dia), eu vou ter que me culpar por isso

Posso culpar o egoísmo

Que você nunca quis realmente meu amor (mm, Crapface)

E algum dia (algum dia), Deus fará você pagar por isso

Eu só queria fidelidade

Mas você nunca quis realmente meu amor (meu amor, meu amor)

(Vacation bible school)

Tipo, "Ooh, é essa merda que eu gosto"

Meio que irritando a vadia do meio, você está bem?

Agora, por que vocês estão preocupados com o que eu faço?

Vou deixar vocês saberem quando eu terminar, tipo (vadia)

(They like the way I grind)

"And one day, I get to blame myself for this, I could blame it on selfishness, that you never really wanted my love"

"And someday, god will make you pay for this, I just wanted faithfulness, but you never really wanted my love"

I love Vacation Bible School, it's my favorite Ayesha song

"If you're out there, somewhere in the real world

Come to life, my dream boy, you know I'm your dream girl

And in case that there's a chance that you really exist

Yeah, boy, you know where I'm at"

"TRASHY GIRLS... IT'S TIME TO JAM...

TRASHY GIRLS... DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

"Ayesha ride dicks like a monster truck"

And the pussy so tight, get your monster stuck

I got a big bad wolf hidin' up in my skirt

And if you give me ten grand I could put it to work"

"Flip it around, make him fuck you

While I suck you I know I'm cocky

Anal, gangbang, and bukakke"

I just love this line so I HAD to add it.