What's the craziest things that happened at your school last year?

Okay so last year (8th grade) my school hired a bunch of new teachers, and one of them smelled lowkey bad all the time, but whatever, i didnt have his class. anyways there was this girl who walked up to him, started spraying febreeze on him, and he shoved against the wall really hard and messed up the smartboard from how he pushed her