Salsa Cereal

when you're indulging in the chip and dip experience, what do you do when you reach the point in where you still have salsa left, but what remains of the chips are too small to dip?

I propose the only logical solution is to dump the rest of the chips into the cereal, grab a spoon, and go fucking crazy. AKA, salsa cereal. 

While this has the obvious benefit of of being able to actually enjoy the entirety food you payed for, it has the added bonus of not covering your fingers in salsa and other such dip leavings.

in this essay I will..