Well dating app not my preference.  But as was pointed out to me. Not exactly doing so hot on my own

You know me Jay.  I'm.  Shy.

Shuddup out there. I am too 

Need to do something.  Before I shrivel up like an old dried up raisin lol

ouch.  Don't make me kick you big guy. 

I'm 4' 11

I got the low ground. Think about this a minute

Ok. So was a little bit funny

You a jackass? Noooo. Stoppp. Who in their right mind would... not think that?

Tortured my coworker with this song on repeat for last 30 minutes until he threatened to hang me out of a window. Pretty sure he meant it.

To be fair. Think it was my singing to it.

And..my dancing.

Now blessing y'all with it. ENJOY!

For a moment I wondered if I went too far. When he stood up...I ran

Ohhh Jay, you're positively diabolical. And I. Love. It.

Good morning Jay. Good morning anybody else. 

Rise and shine.  Get your day on.

Just don't rise and shine that hard. Don't want to get arrested.  Your tip for the day 

Mmhmm

You're an ass  

I. Take. It. Back.

You're a big ol' cuddly teddy bear

I also wanna squish up those squishable cheeks.

Totally adorbs.

Did I go lil too far that time? 

Think I'm ok.

Putting on shoes just in case gotta make a quick run for it though. 

Little less squishable now. 

But not by much.  LOL

I don’t know what you mean. 

Well I do. I believe you mean reverse psychology.  But, not what I'm doing. I'm just letting lurkers know safe here. They can come in.  You ain't scary.  You squishy lovable cuddly.  Ok. Maybe not lovable. 

But just a big teddy bear

Yeah.  You're right.

Ok. You're an asshole again.  Just how I like you 

I will agree 

You have your moments,  lol

Aren't we the lucky ones to experience them 

That wasn't sarcasm, Jay.  Honestly.  This is me.  

Uh. Nevermind. 

How's your day? 

Hello handsome man. How you be today? You invest in me,  yes? I want faithful and loyal man for forever love.

~~~~

I find the men all

"Chillin"

Mmhm 'chillin'  is the vibe I get from you.  Yuppp. 

Got the whole Chill Mr. Miyagi thing going on. 

Should put a Hawaiian shirt on

, lol

C'mon.   Never know until you try. 

And I need picture proof. 

Or. It. Did. Not. Happen

Yeahk. Will say.  I see the resemblance 

Come now Jay. You ain't *that old

We so close in age.  so so f*cking close 

Oh, I see. You've been ridden pretty hard.

Through the years.

innocently said

Well, I'm unarmed. And I'm harmless. Lucky for you.

Thought the weekend would never get here. Getting ready to clock out and head home. 

We are only ones it's the Jay and Bex show 

Shit, that's not good. Keep your windows and door locked Jay.  Yes,  I know you're a big tough guy. 

But seen that horror movie and didn't like it. So humor me and lock up and keep me posted

My cabins along the way in the smokey mountains booked. My jeep I'm starting to pack. 

This time my vacation is happening. My excitement is beginning 

Yeowww. 

You probably scared the guy and he surrendered 

And my journey will be safe. I'll be cautious because it's my first one by myself. Ever 

So, yeah. I'll be cautious.  While singing loudly Born to Be Wild. With my windows down. 

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high

 Hey hey heyyyyyy! 

I ain't gone yet. Don't count me out.

I dont leave until next Monday. I just...over organize

It's not going anywhere.  I just had..things going on.

But thank you Jay. 

At least I got you. 

We're so scary *flexes* 

Don't run Jay. Didn't mean to scare you. I'll stop flexing.  

Meh, let's just play checkers or something?

My knee hurts 

you fiend 

Okok. You're on.  Let's bet who has the best time. My fingers be nimble

Mine was operation.   

Which takes skill and concentration.  But.  Not speed.  Uhoh. I may be in trouble 

I remember that game now 

We old Jay 

That's right Jay! By damn I'll not be quiet.  I'll rage

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Man. 

Bet everyone just thought that was  a random independence day line. 

I'm more into Robert Frost.  Fire and Ice my favorite. 

Or I write my own poems.  Little unexpected information into me that I don't usually disclose. But, not like anyone is going to engage us. So why the fuck not.

I'll give updates as I go.  Still on my way. Decided to go down through Memphis. Go sightseeing. So I am stretching my legs. Will stop for night. Go to lynchburg TN in morning. Then on to pigeon forge/ gatlinburg for couple days then to Georgia 

Just traveling pics for now

Took that one out. Damn. I looked like hell

Yo quiero Taco Bell!!

I don't know man. Just gimme the food.

Jay! Where are you? I'm home. I ain't posting pictures no more. Done with the torture. Quit hiding. 

So good to be home. Sleeping in your own bed is so

Do you enjoy talking to yourself? :))

;)   

Yes

Dysfunctional and all