Luckily, it isn't too humid here.

/Knocks on wood

Shhh Jason.

Haven't had enough coffee yet. 

Lol kidding 

Welcome to DFs

Pull up a seat and sit your dysfunctional self down.

Good morning dysfunctionals 

And welcome Jason

Morning Becky and yes, I’m in total agreement, even though I’ve had 2 cups of coffee already, I still feel like laying my head on my desk..

That wouldn’t go over too well seeing as we’re having my boss’s boss here today.

Oh and happy hump day!

Like to think we're fun.

Even though I've yet to capture these elusive humps Sids speak of.

Oh where art thou ..oh thee humps.. that humps hump hump a lot?

The hump will get you when you least expect it. They don’t want to come right ‘attcha…they wanna sneak up on you

boom! It’s like getting served with formal papers instead of you’ve been served!!! You’ve been humped!

Eye lashed….i mean… laughed at that Jason 

I bet your favorite Marvel superhero is Vision 

Private eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move
Private eyes
They're watching you
Private eyes
They're watching you

🎶 🎵 

Afternoon internetters

Heard from my mechanic. My car is good again and my bank account is curled up in the fetal position, sobbing.

Vision was cool. I have not seen a Marvel movie in a long time. Either Multiverse of Maddness or Love & Thunder was my last one. Looking forward to the MCU X-Men.

Nutter butter cookies dipped in Jiff Peanut Butter Chocolate.

Because I'm having a crisis and it's obviously the answer

A me update! 

Y'all welcome 

You are correct in that assumption.

I second that motion.

The Reese's sales will increase. Office crisis been off charts lately.  

That's my story anyway 

*grabs another nutter butter*

Good luck with the crisies Beccs

Thanks. 

Need it

How many fires you putting out now? lol

Lost count. 

It's a full on five alarm now.

Might as well grab some marshmallows and call it 

/air drops marshmallows

Enjoy

On a totally unrelated note, I just wanna say, I realllllly hate when I have to take a dump immediately after a shower. Feels like I'm just completely undoing everything I just did lol

Mornin Humanoids

Day 4 of 4 of 10 to 6 at the shitshow. Closing tomorrow. Which is nice. Get to sleep-in.

Enjoy your outside work Jason. Hope it doesn't get too hot.

I no longer care if I get deleted or not.

This has become the most boring forums in all the internet.

I may even force my deletion. Haven't decided yet.

Yeah I don't know how either.

Plot. Plot.

Evilll plot

Someone got deleted again. 

Well. Apparently mods believe everyone is spammers.  Catfish.  And multiple accounts and harassment 

Uhoh. I spoke my mind.  Countdown begins.  ⏱..

And apparently.  It's permanent. 

Cannot. Make. Another.  Profile. 

End of story.. 

Exactly.  Just having fun. Making fun connections with people. Playing games.  

Whats wrong with that.  Don't care if they match their Facebook profile.  I don't match mine. My picture there is landscape.  Who wants randoms to know where they are really from? This is the internet. 

Not the local library 

Lol right? I don't even remember when my last post was

Like idk. 4 , 5 years ago maybe 

Hello friends

So this is a SH summer? Everyone out doing things?

I hope you’re all well

Me doing things?

Sure . we'll go with that 

what the hell did I just stumble upon what sort of elaborate roleplay is this....

Not a clue what that even means 

I can wait it out.  Got nothing but time. 

Duck you still out there?

DUCKKKKKK??

Jay? Holy shit. Someone actually here

 Wasn't prepared for that.  Kinda speechless at moment 

Deader than my social life. don't think the crash cart can save it now. 

I thought I was all alone

No matter what it looks like Jay, I swear.  There were people here. I wasn't just having random conversations with myself. I'm strange but not that strange. 👀 

Normal is boring. Lol I am surprised I survived it.  It ain't over yet.  And you're in here with me Jay. YOU ARE IN DANGER OF BEING PULLED INTO THE DARK PLACE ..RUNNNNNNN!!!! 

Lol just kidding lurkers 

Seriously though.  People come in to talk.never see them again.  * spooky music*

Dammit Jay, don't throw your knee out. I can't carry us both through this song and dance.

 Besides you gotta toss me in the air and catch me right before I hit the floor. make them gasp and ' ohhh' and ' ahhhh'   then we can let the dark magic flow out into the crowd 

Feel like been easing them in too long. 

Time to go all in full power. Oh, they won't feel it right at this moment.  Y'all give it time. Be that moment you suddenly feel all uncomfortable like. Mmmhmmm

That's When you'll remember and ' oh shit'

As long as I'm entertained. If they don't do their part. I'll just bug you. 

If they can't handle the heat..

Agreed. We'll just say screw it. Make our own fun. They can join or not. Or just watch.  Hey, watching what they like.

I dont kink shame

You can be the milk to my lucky charms and everyone can be yipidy do da day happy all up in this place 

Me neither. 

*leaves a mop in the corner* 

FFS I do not want to scan this place with a black light.  

Lol, damn

The imagery. My brain needs sanitized 

Leave it to my brain to visualize in such great detail,  LOL

So true. 

Love that movie. People watching probably wondering who that is or from where? 

You bastards lmao  

And it's fun

People take things too seriously.  Have fun. Relax a little 

I mean it.  

Or else I'll break out the whips and chains

Really? You don't say? Never ever crossed my mind. Nope. Not. For. A. Single. Moment

Hey! How did you get in my closet?

Don't remember letting you out of the basement 

You would think after last time I would learn.

Hey, I said i would upgrade you if you changed that rating. 

I'm waiting,  mister!

Could be worse.

Could be Facebook dating.

Oh hell. Someone suggested I try plenty of fish.

Now I'm scared AF