The Dysfunctional Family

Nice Becks. 

Thanks for remaking Trey's thread. *pours a little bit of beer out for Trey*

It was only foam anyway. LOL

Now the bartender is yelling at me for spilling beer on the floor.

Cheers Dysfunctional Family!

What's a lil yelling between family, especially this dysfunctional one,lol

There's my Bomgaars partner.  And * cheers 🍻 Trey*. Hope you're reading this. 

Dysfunctionals are alive and well in the Life forum. 

Hey Larkin. Did you have fun last night?

I did! But I also did a shot, even after I said I wasn't going to do a shot. 

My arm-ith got twist-ith. lol

What's you up to today Becks? I'm doing laundry and watching Daddy's Home with Wil Ferrell

Laundry today means no naked Larkin tomorrow!

Just to be clear, I'm not watching Daddy's Home with Wil Ferrell. He's in the movie and not on my couch

Bummer. I got excited for a moment and was going to ask if I could come over.

Because of Will Farrell. Not because I thought you were naked.

Im  cleaning my bedroom right now lol

LOL You can always come and visit me. No invitation ever. Just walk right in and yell "WE ARE BOMGAARS!!!!


I was more worried of typing that I was watching Daddy's Home, that's why I added the Wil Ferrell part so people wouldn't think I was watching porn.

Ohhhh shit, that would be a great game thread, you think?

Regular movies that sound like Porn. LMAO

Dirty Harry

BIG

How long do you think it would take before it got deleted? 

You watching porn? Never never ever would I think that. Nu uh. Never. Until now. At this moment.  Now I will always think you're watching porn lol, 

Joking.  Honestly 

Omg it would! 

Free willy.

The banger sisters 

The harder they come

Well I'm not saying it never happens....but today it's really, the comedy. 

Ooo I thought of two more:

BIG DADDY
BLOW

LMAO

LMAO

OOOOooo yeah those are good

Stand and deliver

Snatch

Larkin that would be a fun thread! 

But yeah. Probably get deleted too :/

oh that's a good one

I don't want to get deleted, or told on. lol

I don't want it to get deleted either.  But. It would have been fun.

And will say if that thread happens to be made, it was Larkins idea first. 

Well. Probably been thought of before.  But y'all know what I meant, lol

Actually.  Someone make it!  Whole bunch movie titles just popped in my head!!!

Dysfunctional? Now we're talking! I would like to be part of the family.
Sure, every normal family's got a pet cat or dog, who's got a duck? This Family does.

SPOILER ALERT: He's got a nicotine addiction

Now we gotta get some of the usual suspects back in here.

The friggin forums feel like a morgue these last few days.

Oh and Movies that sound like porn? Deep Impact. Black Snack Moan

It would be a good thread man, unfortunately under this regime, who knows what would happen 

Lmao hi Duck. You definitely fit right on in.

This was Trey's thread. I made it again for him. Just waiting for his return. And hopefully the others that was in it find it again. 

Ohhhh sweet a pet bird!

*throws bread*

I have faith they will return. I hope so

@Larkin

Yeaahhh look at the pet bird

Where's your car parked? I want to leave you a little present

Careful Larkin.  He might bite . 

And you don't know where he's been

I think he's harmless

WTH all this bird crap on my car? 

Did you do this pigeon? 

I think they will return too Duck. Just have to be patient 

Probably in time people will return.

Pigeon?? I'll give you pigeon!! *flies over car*

Just what Spacehey needs another deadbeat.

Don't make me spill my beer y'all! 

Ok, now we sound like my dysfunctional family 

LMAO
The Dysfunctional Family...I love it!

Evening everyone. I was wondering where everyone was going. 

Parties and Nightlife is pretty dead now and I've never been a "lounger" but even that seems like a younger bunch in there now.
This is perfect, I'll stay here.

I also see threads making a comeback. I want to do The Alphagories thread because that was fun.

I'll make it right now. 
I'm glad you guys are back

Good idea Lima, I was sitting here trying to remember the threads and trying to figure out which ones to bring back.

And so glad to see you here!

Evening Limabean welcome to the family

I like this forum better. It's away from everyone else. 

I just made the 4 word story thread.

Hi Larkin

That's one that disappeared awhile ago. Good Call.

I was going to remake the Clam but this is much better. Plus I don't think the mods liked the clam and I'm trying to stay under the radar around here anymore. 

That's why this forum is better.
I'm glad Miz is moving here too and the boy with the lovely hair (JR) lol, that's what I used to call him. 

SHHHHHHHHH

I don't want to talk too loud cause it'll scare it and go back to the 2nd page, but Beck's thread is peeking out on the 1st page

Shh Larkin. You're still speaking too fast 

T a l k  s l o weeeerrrr.  It's hid like 3 or 4 times already on second page.

Morning got here too damn quick. I don't even remember closing my eyes.  Hopefully the day goes as quick. 

Yeah, I know. Good luck with that lol 

Morning all! 
YAY BECKS! TY for remaking the thread! This was a good idea

HEY EVERYONE! BOOOO It's sad Monday 

YAY BECKS MOVIE THREAD TOO!!!
Just approach the thread nicely and slowly

Hey little thread, nice of you to stop by page one. We're happy you're here. 
*reaches out hand slowly*

You're in luck! I know a way to make it a great Monday for you...and me!

What?? I meant candy? WTH people. Pres and I go waaaay back.

How's everyone's Monday going?

I MISSED THE DF!!
I love it Becky!
I hope things start getting back to normal here

I agree a new forum and a new start. 
I hope everyone is having a wonderful day!

How's the Family?
Glad this is a thing again.

Thank you Becky

I'm finished with work and Im not doing anything for the rest of the night. I'm even turning off the phone! 

That's right...I went there! lol

I wasn't on the original thread, but what the hell. I'm as dysfunctional as any other  

Hi DF

I'm so glad we're over in here now.
It's sad to look at that forum anymore and not see The Clam, Dahl's thread (original) and MVP and Shelby's thread

I'm glad everyone's slowly remaking the threads we lost. 
Hopefully nothing like that ever happens again

Hi DF family,  I'm having a busy day. Glad to see you all though! Hope to catch y'all later 

HEY the family is growing 

I like it!
Good to see everyone

Hey Lips, always a pleasure.
Hope you get freed up later Becks.

Ya know, All work and no play, blah blah blah, lol

Can't be all play that makes for a very. Uhm. Nevermind.  You'd probably like that.

Evening everyone! Getting ready to clock out and head home. So I shall return in bit. When im much more comfortable 

Evening Dysfunctionals

I'm glad it's back too. Wish Trey was, not fair!

How's everyone's night?

Hey Grogg!

I wish too. 

My night is better that I'm home and getting into comfy clothes and raiding the fridge. lol

Yay! Get to be up.all night with Tornado warnings. Fun *sarcasm

DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY! Good Morning

Oh no Becks! I hope everything turned out ok.
Haven't seen you yet here so maybe your internet is down.
Let us know right away.