The Dysfunctional Family

What's a lil yelling between family, especially this dysfunctional one,lol

There's my Bomgaars partner.  And * cheers 🍻 Trey*. Hope you're reading this. 

Hey Larkin. Did you have fun last night?

Bummer. I got excited for a moment and was going to ask if I could come over.

Because of Will Farrell. Not because I thought you were naked.

Im  cleaning my bedroom right now lol

You watching porn? Never never ever would I think that. Nu uh. Never. Until now. At this moment.  Now I will always think you're watching porn lol, 

Joking.  Honestly 

Omg it would! 

Free willy.

The banger sisters 

The harder they come

Stand and deliver

Larkin that would be a fun thread! 

But yeah. Probably get deleted too :/

oh that's a good one

I don't want it to get deleted either.  But. It would have been fun.

And will say if that thread happens to be made, it was Larkins idea first. 

Well. Probably been thought of before.  But y'all know what I meant, lol

Actually.  Someone make it!  Whole bunch movie titles just popped in my head!!!

Dysfunctional? Now we're talking! I would like to be part of the family.
Sure, every normal family's got a pet cat or dog, who's got a duck? This Family does.

SPOILER ALERT: He's got a nicotine addiction

Now we gotta get some of the usual suspects back in here.

The friggin forums feel like a morgue these last few days.

Oh and Movies that sound like porn? Deep Impact. Black Snack Moan

It would be a good thread man, unfortunately under this regime, who knows what would happen 

Lmao hi Duck. You definitely fit right on in.

This was Trey's thread. I made it again for him. Just waiting for his return. And hopefully the others that was in it find it again. 

I have faith they will return. I hope so

@Larkin

Yeaahhh look at the pet bird

Where's your car parked? I want to leave you a little present

Careful Larkin.  He might bite . 

And you don't know where he's been

I think they will return too Duck. Just have to be patient 

Probably in time people will return.

Pigeon?? I'll give you pigeon!! *flies over car*

Just what Spacehey needs another deadbeat.

Don't make me spill my beer y'all! 

Ok, now we sound like my dysfunctional family 

Good idea Lima, I was sitting here trying to remember the threads and trying to figure out which ones to bring back.

And so glad to see you here!

Shh Larkin. You're still speaking too fast 

T a l k  s l o weeeerrrr.  It's hid like 3 or 4 times already on second page.

Morning got here too damn quick. I don't even remember closing my eyes.  Hopefully the day goes as quick. 

Yeah, I know. Good luck with that lol 

Morning all! 
YAY BECKS! TY for remaking the thread! This was a good idea

HEY EVERYONE! BOOOO It's sad Monday 

YAY BECKS MOVIE THREAD TOO!!!
Just approach the thread nicely and slowly

Hey little thread, nice of you to stop by page one. We're happy you're here. 
*reaches out hand slowly*

You're in luck! I know a way to make it a great Monday for you...and me!

What?? I meant candy? WTH people. Pres and I go waaaay back.

How's everyone's Monday going?

I wasn't on the original thread, but what the hell. I'm as dysfunctional as any other  

Hi DF family,  I'm having a busy day. Glad to see you all though! Hope to catch y'all later 

HEY the family is growing 

I like it!
Good to see everyone

Hey Lips, always a pleasure.
Hope you get freed up later Becks.

Ya know, All work and no play, blah blah blah, lol

Can't be all play that makes for a very. Uhm. Nevermind.  You'd probably like that.

Evening everyone! Getting ready to clock out and head home. So I shall return in bit. When im much more comfortable 

Hey Grogg!

I wish too. 

My night is better that I'm home and getting into comfy clothes and raiding the fridge. lol

Yay! Get to be up.all night with Tornado warnings. Fun *sarcasm

DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY! Good Morning

Oh no Becks! I hope everything turned out ok.
Haven't seen you yet here so maybe your internet is down.
Let us know right away. 

Good Morning Dahl! How's your day so far?

Hey um guys?
I don't want to bring too much attention to it, but...Bomgaar's story thread?

Good morning Y'all! I'm here. I'm ok.

Just was long night. 

Yeah, that wind gets crazy. Honestly though.  As often as we get the warnings going off and rotation, what I find the most damaging is straight line winds.  It took out my barn and  an old old house on property about 6 years ago.

*chin nod*

What up WE ARE BOMGAARS lol that will always be our thing lol 

I've heard it's just bunch kids now. 

Hi Dahl love! Hugs!

I'm done over there also, Larkin. 

Dahl love, I miss my Mousy love too.  *TVACKLE HUGS MY MOUSY LOVE* repeatedly.  Hope you see that Mousy somehow :(  you're missed 

All our casties. And  Everyone.

I need a beer.  * looks at watch *

I need Reese's Pieces 

I'm going to save beer for weekend too.  If weather cooperates.  Grilling and beer. Ky kind of weekend 

My*  damn. Ky? Let's not get pervy keyboard 

Yeah, kids probably happy to see other kids. Let it be their playground. I'm good here.

Hi Marla!

My afternoon going pretty good. I'm not at work yet. Almost time though.  Just tired.  Hopefully get to sleep tonight without the weather being all dramatic lol 

How's your afternoon?

HEY DF!

Good to see this alive and well.
It's moving up the ladder quick too.

Trey would be proud. 
I sat down and I was going to put off grocery shopping until payday Thursday but....yeah there's no food here. lol

So I gotta do that...yup any second now I'll get up off this couch. Here I go..just another minute

Tonight the late night for work.  I'm not feeling it lol I need coffee tapped right into my veins lol

Yussss! You're my angel Dahl love. I'd owe you a beer. Or 5

I got 30 minutes left and I'll be outa here too! C'mon clock. Hurrrrry

Its that time again.  Hump day of humps that never happens.  

Have good Wednesday y'all 

Good morning D family!

Happiest of humps day to you all!

This is going to be the day for humps, I just know it! lol

Half way to the weekend…payday tomorrow!

Only 7 hours and 40 minutes to go! 

Work didn't cooperate with me today either.  You think just because they give us paychecks that we must work for them or something lol

Good morning DF family! 

Lol Dahl 

I am excited today. Actually excited to go work this afternoon.  It's employees appreciation BBQ. Get to be all comfy in shorts and everything.  Best part.  Someone will put a plate of food up for me and I'll be there late so will miss all the crowded stuff I hate 

Hope you all have a good day 

DF IN THE FORUM!!!!!

Good Morning guys! 
Happy Thursday!

OMG Fruit salad always reminds me of the Wiggles. LOL Does anyone remember them? 

Fruit salad, yummy yummy. Fruit Salad, yummy yummy. It was the baby shark of the early 2000's
OMG NO??? I'm gonna find the video now. 

Good morning DF family! 

Friday finally got here

Morning everyone yesterday,  hi Painter and grogg from last night. 

Anxious to get home tonight and put together my new workout thingamajig

Good morning Dahl!

Lol,  painter if was thingamabobs think I'd run away screaming and just say let's all go have a beer