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Breaking: Emperor Xiaowu is dead! He had been drinking, and publicly declared about his favorite concubine Honored Lady Zhang, that at nearly thirty years old, she may not be as young as he desired and that he should spend more time with one of the younger concubines.

He mysteriously died in his sleep.

Fourteen-year-old Jìn Ān Di has succeeded him to the throne.

Suffocation at 11:00

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*tunes in for a good suffocation*

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Pillow action? 

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The Roman Legions stationed in Briton, who rebelled against Roman rule last summer and installed Marcus as the new "emperor", have assassinated their wouod-be Emperor. After installing Gratian as their new emperor, he too was assassinated after a matter of months. 

The new emperor of the break away province, Constantine III, has moved the entirety of the island's Roman garrison to Gaul, extending his reign through Gaul and into parts of Iberia. 

The Britons, realizing that Saxon raiders are now taking a hard look into Briton's resources, have begun raising their own defense troops from the local population.

A new recruit, who wished to remain anonymous, stated for the press "Fuck Rome! Bastards abandoned us! Rome, I'm sorry! Please come back! We'll miss the wine especially!"

Power vacuum at 11:00

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I'm with Jason!

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Sorry y'all! Been busy! I owe you the news from history, I know!

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Breaking: The power vacuum in Briton since the Roman legions have gone has left opportunities for Picts and Scots to raid the more settled areas of Romanized Briton.

Vortigern, which may or may not be a name; or may or may not be a title, of someone who may or may not have existed invited the Saxons to help defeat the unruly, uncivilized Picts and Scots.

In response to anti-immigration critics who claim the Saxons may want to stay after all of this and invite more Saxons who in turn invite still more Saxons, Vortigern assures that this is simply not true and everything will be alright. Probably.

Anglo-Saxon Chronicles at 11:00

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Peace was made between the Romans and Vandals (I have no clue what this means xD)

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