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One time when I was at the lowest point of my life, I was on the urge of a UTI, my pee stung, and it was red, black even. Then, when I was out and about, I noticed something in the corner of my eye, it was a Mug Rootbeer! I took it and ran, I never looked back. Once I got back to my home, I cracked the can open and drank the entire thing. Now, four minutes later, I make 932K a year, have a beach side mansion in Santa Cruz, four Ferraris, seven lambos, two escalades, and a one year subscription to winrar, all because of a can of rootbeer! I love rootbeer!
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Reply by Samhain Bones
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My life was basically over, my dog broke down, my truck ran away, and my trailer burnt my wife down, then out of nowhere I saw the most beautiful site ever, a nice cold mug root beer, and it cheered me up so much that I drank another and another until I could build myself a new home of mug cans and boxes, lifes been up ever since.
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