"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

Meet the Parents 

"I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial!"

Kangaroo Jack 

I miss that damn show sometimes.  It cracked me up

This movie does too. 

Now youse can't leave. 

I have to wach A Bronx Tale every time it's on. 

"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible! I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW!"

Judge Dredd

It's her delivery!

"I choose violence." 

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"

-Tremors

"Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

Joe Dirt 

“I'll have what she's having.”

When Harry Met Sally

"Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again."

The Adams Family 

“I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”

Bull Durham 

Why don't she write? 

"You should be kissed — and often — and by someone who knows how.”


Gone With the Wind

"Oh, this is your wife? A lovely lady. Hey, baby, you're alright. You must've been something before electricity."

Caddyshack

. "You sit on a throne of lies." 

Elf

Jerimiah: What if he sees our feet?

Bearclaw: Elk don't know how many feet a horse has! 

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

Anchorman 

"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?" 

The Big Lebowski

Napoleon - "This is pretty much the worst video ever made!"

“Get in my belly!” 

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." 

The Godfather

"WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGHT ANYMORE, WE'RE GONNA PULL TOGEHTER AND WE'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUTTA HERE!  FIRST WE'RE GONNA SEAL OFF THIS PORT.....HOLE....."

Lmao,  Presley.  One my most favorite scenes ever in a shark movie.

“Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.” 

Birdman

"Can you blow me where the pampers is?" 

“If you come, we’ll never be safe. Men will hunt us, the gods will curse us… but I’ll love you. Until the day they burn my body, I’ll love you.”

Troy

"It's a gun rack"
"A gun rack, Sheeeaaahh right, I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"

"Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

The Life of Brian 

"Shwing!" 

"Ribbed for her pleasure...ewwwww"

“So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load — I don’t treat you gently. That’s right.” 

 (Damnnnn Mark Wahlberg) Boogie Nights

"HEED MOVE!!" 
"He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow"

"Inconceivable!" 

The Princess Bride

 "As if." 

Clueless

 "What is your damage?" 

Heathers

"ASIA?? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at frame store laugh when you brought this in"
"They did not laugh"