"Franks and Beans!"

"7 minute abs"

"Those aren't pillows!"

"The Next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls!"

"Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place"

" I don't want to disturb the people next door while you discipline me"

lol Amy

I love that scene so much!

I disagree I find it hilarious

I love Parks & Rec. too!

"Another Please!"

"What I said was, Give me all the bacon and eggs you have, do you understand?"

One my favorite shows! Lol love those

Well I have to save my ass

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!" 

I want to feel your body sliding through my delicate hands

"Stop Looking at me Swan"

Pres, that's one of my Favorite Adam Sandler movies!

"GOO!"

"T-T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!"

I gotta get the hell outta here, my ho coming out

"You're Killing Me Smalls"

"Dear 8lb 6 oz baby Jesus"

"You're not Mr. Purple, some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple, You're Mr. Pink"

I just watched this whole thread, It's the greatest thing to watch these all together. Love this thread.

"Littering and....littering and....littering and...littering and..."

Lol they crack me up going back watching them all

"Abracadabra!"

"....with water, a whole lot of water...annnnnnnd funyuns!"

"Lt. Dan, Ice Cream"

And I don't care if you did give me ten orgasms in a row, because you smell really bad

LMAO

"Your husband aint dead lady, he's hiding"

"Execute Emergency Landing plan......B"
"What's emergency Landing plan B?
"I don't have a clue"
"B as in Barricade" 

"Target that explosion and fire!"