Yall what are yalls favorite lines from Cartman??

"ive been licking this carpet for three hours and i still dont feel like a lesbian!"

"if dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?"

I like crmant's classic phrase saying ''I'm not fat!!! I'm strong'', but anoder one that i like is ''drugs are bad because if you take tham you're a hippi and  hippies are stinky''