poems

Adi is my sweet pea

I love her because she is mighty cunty

Our love is forbidden and banned

All because of Eddy

i fell on my butt in the spring

i feel that when i left you in the trees

i cant manage to forget our fling.

goblins make me happier

because they are goofy!

Fuck you Jim and all that you did

You took the band and the money like a loot goblin

We worked and we worked for all that was right

You made us think our future was bright

Now that you're in br*tain

by their gnarly teeth you will be bitten 

Just like Taylor Swift and her mission

WE WILL PREVAIL WITH THE BONER'S VERSION

Kissing Eddy is all Rustee ever does

You never escape their gross confessions of love

Lovey dovey, icky and smelly

Everyone wishes they'd break up already!

Killing me with your lies

Always calling me your sunflower

Down in the Lothril rooms you sink into his arms

Eddy and Rustee hand in hand like lovers

Nothing left for the one you promised

Eddy has a stink cloud

It follows him around

He thinks Adi loves him

But really I have her devotion

I kiss her on the forehead

Even though Eddy wishes to be pegged

He gets so jealous

he just hates us

But Soon the doves will take off

And the dresses will be white cloth

We will stand beneath an arch

And I will say with all my heart

"Adi, no matter the wrongs and the flaws

You will forever be my sweet balls~"

Haley smells like stinky balls

Gravy will fall on both of their ugly balls

Baby My sweet Rustee I will crawl

Crazy for you, I get crazy withdrawal

Rabies both are in the wall

Claim me my SWEET PRINCE PLS <3

Clumsy and rash

His smile crooked with yaps

If he wasn't so friendly,

I would have mistaken him for those goblins

Always gobllin on his rustee's weenie

His breath gives me whiplash

Not ashamed of their acts

He truly is a meanie ba- genie

I find it hard to express my love of goblins.

I always wonder how

and Ill try again here

but I cant say it'll be any good.

They stink pretty bad.

They aren't very smart.

But they're great lot of fun,

and their laughs sound like art.

I always see them when I go adventuring.

My pals scoff and smirk,

but as I see them I don't.

As we see them bouncing and bumbering.

Some hard knocks.

There's a lot of strife,

but they're just them

and that's all I want out of life.

Now, I'm no goblin and I hope I never am.

But you and I can learn;

we all can learn a lot.

All I can say is 'enjoy your stew now'.