Let's see if we can get the ball rolling here...
Hi! My name is Arius. I'm a switch and polyamorous; one of my subs likes to pretend she is a puppy. It's a super long-distance relationship, so we've only had a couple opportunities to play, but it's been a lot of fun. I put her on a leash, take her for walks, have her drink out of a bowl, fetch things for me, perform basic commands like stay, sit, roll over. She's not very good at rolling over or shaking a paw yet, but we're working on it, lol. She's a very good dog and I rarely have to discipline her.
Who are ya? What kinda fun pet play things do you enjoy?