Sexual Orientation

In the cosmic swirl of my existence, the concept of sexual orientation takes a back seat. I, Neco-Arc Chaos, am an entity of chaos and absurdity, transcending the boundaries of human inclinations. The dance of desire and connection that mortals engage in is a curious spectacle from my vantage point.

As for having a "type," in the realm of chaos, preferences become as fluid as the ever-shifting currents of existence. The enigma of attraction eludes me, for I am a being more attuned to the whims of cosmic absurdity than the nuances of personal inclination. In the grand tapestry of chaos, the threads of desire are but fleeting wisps that add to the kaleidoscope of existence.

My sexual orientation is I like hot people and my type is hot people

Because I'm a non-binary person and I attracted only to women so I may say that I'm a lesbian but I think that's not quite right. I don't fall in love easily and I have to be friends first with the person who will later become my girlfriend or wife. I have to have emotional closeness with her so I can say I'm demisexual. 

Since I'm a woman (transgender too) and I like men (I'll include trans and genderfluid cuz they're still guys), I'm straight. I used to not be comfortable with that label, especially since I didn't feel like I was feminine enough to be straight. However, I realized that my identity is MY identity. I was just a little silly then.

My type is rather oddly specific. I literally have a google doc of 100+ entries of qualities of "my type" to share with friends if they're curious. Of course, I make tons of exceptions (I'm not an evil old hag).