What GOI would you join if you had to?

This is such a good question omg! I love it, but if it were to come down to it I would probably join the Serpents Hand (as I do believe atleast some safe anomalies that don't pose a threat to human life should be let free) or Gamers against Weed just for the fun of it lol. It's interesting that you say the most extreme lengths you would go is to join The Church! I like your style but definitely not for me haha XD

Most extreme I say I'd go if I were to ever have a major problem with the foundation and their ethics (in the hypothetical case that I am an EX foundation member) is to be join the Chaos Insurgency!

-Although I would say I am more neutral towards the foundation at times, I support their cause but don't 100% agree with all of their procedures all of the time but overall I acknowledge that it's for the greater good of humanity and the sacrifice of some is necessary. 

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gamers against weed. no questions asked

deffo Serpent's Hand or Gamers Against Weed!! and sarkicism/nalka if that counts

Either AWCY? or the SCP Foundation itself

I'd say the GOC is my favourite one but i'd most likely join the Foundation if i were to be in the Ethics Committee. 

And why exactly the Ethics Committee? One quote should probably answer that for you:

"the Foundation is not evil. We do not torture people "just because". We are against unnecessary cruelty. Which means somebody has to decide when cruelty is necessary. And that somebody is us."

Such a cold line, love it! XD

On internet I am known as O5-2 so I will not break the character I would join SCP foundation. I think Serpents hand is also safe, tho it's more of a political movement not a foundation or something like that. So in theory I could be a SCP agent/researcher but still believe in ideologies of Serpents hand! (Tho I dont think you should share thoes ideologies with others in the SCP foundation, yk.. they are not very keen about L.S.)

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I would join either Serpents Hand or The Global Occult (2 VERYYY diffrent groups ik)

But The  Serpents Hand most likely because their reasoning is actually prettty good imo

You cant stop a war by hiding it from the public sooner or later they are bound to find out

so why hide something that can actually be a great resource i.e SCP-999 it can cure depression and treat many mental struggles

but also the GOC has good reasoning some of theese things can end humanity ALONE so it would be best if these things were destroyed

definetly gamers agaisnt weed, no hesitation.

their tales are interesting, and their channel seems fun to be part of.

if not, maybe the serpents hand- even if they sometimes seem too much of a pacifist..

(least from what i read, i would LOVE to read any stories where the serpents hand actually throws hands.)

i thought about AWCY but their art all seems pointless and has shallow critics..