The crew of Red Dwarf were on a mission to a distant planet when they unexpectedly encountered the infamous Sans from the popular game Undertale.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Sans grinned as he teleported onto the ship.

"What the smeg is going on? Who is this guy?" Lister asked, bewildered.

"I'm Sans. Nice to meet you," Sans said, still grinning.

The crew members were all apprehensive and tense as they wondered what the skeleton had in store for them.

"You're gonna have a bad time," Sans warned, his grin now replaced by a fierce look.

"What does that even mean?" Cat asked.

"It means that you'll have to beat me in battle," Sans said, his blue eye glowing ominously.

The crew exchanged worried looks before Lister bravely spoke up. "Bring it on, skeleton boy! We'll take you down."

The battle began, and everyone tried their best to fight off Sans. However, the attacks were relentless, and the crew started to lose hope.

Except for one.

Rimmer had been an Undertale pro before he was resurrected in the future and was familiar with the game's mechanics. He'd played the game so many times that he knew every trick in the book, including how to defeat Sans.

Rimmer stepped up and confidently faced off against Sans. The skeleton smirked and attacked, but Rimmer was ready and dodged with ease. He slowly whittled down Sans' HP and eventually knocked him out.

"Ha! Take that, you rascal!" Rimmer cheered.

The crew was amazed by Rimmer's skills and congratulated him on defeating the daunting Sans. The skeleton muttered something under his breath before teleporting away.

As the crew continued on their mission, they couldn't help but be grateful for having a member like Rimmer on their team. They knew they could count on him to handle whatever challenges they faced in the future.

SPAMTON HIT THE GRID!! !  ! [gone rong!!]

Spamton was feeling particularly confident today, and he decided to show off his dance moves to the people of the bustling city street. He began to perform "the griddy"

The pedestrians around him began to stop and stare, some of them even joining in with his dance. Spamton felt like a star, and he twirled and spun around, basking in the attention.

However, his pride was short-lived. As he continued to dance, he failed to realise that he was edging closer and closer to the road. Suddenly, a car slammed into him, sending him flying through the air.

Spamton hit the pavement hard, dazed and confused. But before he could get up, another car hit him, and then another. He was caught in a flurry of honking horns and screeching tyres, unable to escape the constant barrage of cars.

Finally, the chaos subsided, and Spamton lay on the ground, bruised and battered. He realised, too late, that sometimes it's better to keep your feet firmly on the ground.

[[LEFt] FOOT CRIP OOH WALKING WITH THAT [ElectricalHeatDevice]- GETS FUCKING HIT BY A CAR

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Opening shot: The Red Dwarf crew is floating in deep space, trying to find a way out of a maze-like asteroid field. 

Rimmer: "This is ridiculous. We're never going to find our way out of this madness."

Lister: "Hey, cheer up, man. At least we're not getting blasted by radiation."

Cat: "Yeah, and we've got each other. That's gotta count for something."

Kryten: "I must say, this is most exhilarating. It reminds me of the time I was stuck in a quantum fold."

Suddenly, the ship's scanner detects a hidden compartment nearby.

Holly: "Whoa, guys! I've just found something amazing! There's a secret ship compartment nearby! It's been shielded from our sensors until now!"

Rimmer: "What's in it?"

Holly: "I'm not sure, but it looks like some kind of... garden?"

Lister: "A garden? As in, flowers and stuff?"

Kryten: "It's possible, sir. The compartment may have been designed for horticultural purposes."

Cat: "Boring. Let's check it out anyway."

The crew enters the secret compartment, and to their surprise, they find a huge marijuana farm.

Lister: "No way! We hit the jackpot!"

red dwarf more like weed dwarf

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doobie cat

(i had to edit it a bit cause the ai misgendered kris and used he/him pronouns instead of they/them

It was a sunny day in the world of Deltarune, and the air was buzzing with excitement. Word on the street had it that two of the most notorious characters in the world of Deltarune were about to face off in a rap battle. Spamton, the slimy salesman, who had a way with words was about to face off against Kris, the quiet, reserved protagonist.

The two arrived at the battle arena, each looked as confident as ever, but their approach to the battle was vastly different. Kris was calm and collected, while Spamton was loud and boisterous. The crowd cheered on as the two took their positions, Kris on one side of the stage and Spamton on the other.

Spamton started with a taunt, "Hey little buddy, what are you doing here? With all those bruises, you look like you live in fear."

Kris, unfazed by the insult, just waited patiently for their turn, "Spamton, you talk big, but all you do is scam. You should take your wares and pack up and scram."

But Spamton was just getting started, "You think you're tough, but don't try and play me. I've got items to sell, and a dream that is crazy."

Kris stepped up to the mic, and the crowd was silent, "Spamton, you talk a big game, but you're not the real deal. You're just a snake oil salesman, trying to make deals."

The crowd gasped, but Spamton was not intimidated. He started freestyling, "You're a do-gooder, Kris, always trying to save the day. But in this game, I'm the one who always gets his way."

But Kris had a secret weapon up their sleeve, and they pulled it out at just the right moment, "You're right, Spamton, you do always get your way. But I'm not playing by your rules today."

With a flick of their wrist, Kris pulled out their trusty sword, and the crowd went wild. Spamton was getting nervous, not used to playing a game he couldn't win. But he wasn't going to give up that easily, so he countered, "You might have a sword, but I've got a plan. Nobody can stop the Spamton man!"

But Kris was ready, and with one final verse, they sealed the deal, "Sorry Spamton, but it's time to admit defeat. You might talk a big game, but you can't compete."

The crowd roared as Kris took the throne, the champion, the victor, the winner of the rap battle. Spamton slunk away, defeated, but there was a feeling of respect in his heart for the young hero who had outwitted him that day.

Rouxls Kaard was sitting at his desk in his office, doing what he loved most: making puzzles for the people of the Dark World to solve. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. He assumed it was one of his clients looking for a new puzzle, but when he opened the door, he was met with a group of FBI agents.

"Mr. Kaard, we have reason to believe that you have not paid your taxes for the past five years," one of the agents said sternly.

Rouxls was taken aback. He had always thought he had done everything by the book when it came to his taxes. But after a closer look at his records, he realized that he had indeed made a mistake.

"I...I had no idea. I'll pay whatever I owe, I promise," he stammered.

But the agents were not sympathetic. They handcuffed him and took him down to the station. Rouxls tried to explain that he had never intended to evade taxes, but the agents were not interested in excuses.

As the news of Rouxls' arrest spread through the Dark World, the people were outraged. Rouxls had always been a beloved figure in their community, and they could not stand to see him treated like a criminal. They organized protests and rallies, demanding that the FBI release Rouxls and drop all charges against him.

Finally, after weeks of public pressure, Rouxls was released. He had paid his taxes in full, but the damage to his reputation had already been done. He no longer felt welcome in the community that had once embraced him, and he decided to leave the Dark World and start a new life elsewhere.

Though Rouxls had once been an arrogant and boastful figure, his experience with the FBI had humbled him. He realized that no one was above the law, no matter how clever or talented they might be. From that day forward, Rouxls made sure to stay up to date with all of his taxes and never let himself get caught in a situation like that again.

DELTARUNE CH3: ROUXLS KAARD COMMITS TAX EVAISON 

"The Gyatt" is a science-fiction action movie set in the distant future. The story revolves around a team of brilliant scientists, who develop a powerful weapon called "The Gyatt" that can manipulate gravity and cause massive destruction.

The movie begins with a demonstration of The Gyatt at a military base, where the weapon goes rogue and causes catastrophic damage. The head of the project, Dr. Samantha Green, quickly realizes that there's a traitor within the team who caused the malfunction.

With time running out, Dr. Green and her team must find the traitor and stop them from using The Gyatt for their evil agenda. As they race against the clock, they face numerous obstacles and challenges, including rival factions who seek The Gyatt's power for their own purposes.

Along the way, Dr. Green meets a mysterious stranger, Max, who offers his help in stopping the traitor. Max is shown to possess supernatural abilities and knowledge about The Gyatt, leading Dr. Green's team to suspect that he might have personal motives for assisting them.

As the plot unfolds, alliances are tested, secrets are revealed, and the stakes get higher with each passing moment. In the climactic showdown, the team squares off against the traitor in a high-stakes battle for the fate of the world and the use of The Gyatt.

In the end, the team emerges victorious, but not without making personal sacrifices and learning valuable lessons about power, loyalty, and the consequences of playing God. The film concludes with a sense of hope and optimism for the future, and a nod towards the possibility of a sequel.

Spamton: Time to show off my Sigma skills! Let's go Rouxls Kaard!

Rouxls: I'm ready for this. Let's get started!

Both Spamton and Rouxls begin to perform their Sigma moves. They twist, turn, and spin in perfect synchronization.

Spamton: I'm the Sigma King!

Rouxls: Not so fast Spamton. I'm the Sigma God!

Suddenly, Patrick Bateman walks in and looks at both Spamton and Rouxls with a sharp Sigma face.

Patrick Bateman: Gentlemen, I've been watching the Sigma-Off and I must say, Rouxls Kaard, you are the ultimate Sigma W in Ohio Skibidi Gyatt Rizzler.

Spamton: What? No way! I'm the Sigma King!

Rouxls: Thank you, Patrick. I've been practicing my Sigma moves for years.

Patrick Bateman: Well, Rouxls, your moves are as sharp as your wit. Congratulations!

Spamton looks defeated as Rouxls takes a bow. Patrick Bateman walks out, leaving Spamton to reconsider his Sigma skills.

As the story begins, we are introduced to a Homestuck hater. They have "I hate homestuckers but i LOOOOVEEE truckers" written all over them, indicating their disdain for fans of the popular webcomic, which has gained a large following over the years. The hater is out for a walk when they encounter a real-life Homestuck character from the webcomic. Without hesitation, the hater sprays the character in the face with raid, causing them to hiss and scurry off to their Homestuck caves.

The Homestucks, horrified by the attack, decide to come up with a plan to get revenge on the hater. They decide to lure the hater with the fresh smell of pie, hoping to catch them off guard. Sure enough, the hater takes the bait, approaching the Homestucks in search of the delicious aroma.

But the Homestucks are ready for the hater this time. They leap out from hiding, swarming the hater and attacking them from all sides. The Homestucks are skilled fighters, and they leave the hater in an unconscious state that they will never wake up from.

The Homestucks then return to their Homestuck meetings, content that they have gotten their revenge on the hater who dared to attack one of their own. They continue to Homestuck, secure in the knowledge that they have protected their community from those who would try to harm them.

In an alternate universe, everything was a little bit different. It was a world where music was everything – and where one man, Lancer, had the power to create some of the most influential bands of all time.

Lancer was a mischievous young man, with a talent for crafting music that spoke to the hearts of everyone who listened to it. From a young age, he had been fascinated with the power of sound, and he had always known that he was destined to become a musician.

At the age of fifteen, Lancer began experimenting with different genres of music. He spent long hours in his basement, tinkering with a variety of instruments and studying the greats of the music world. He learned from the best, picking up tips and tricks from rock legends such as The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and Led Zeppelin.

But Lancer knew that he needed to do something truly groundbreaking, something that had never been done before. And so, one day, he set out to create the ultimate rock band.

Lancer scoured the world for the most talented musicians he could find. He handpicked each band member with precision, selecting only those who shared his passion for music. And then, after months of rehearsals and endless jam sessions, Lancer's band was born.

They called themselves Weezer, and their sound was unlike anything the world had ever heard. Drawing on a wide range of influences, from punk to grunge to power-pop, they created a sound that was both raw and sophisticated, edgy and accessible.

The world was blown away by Weezer's debut album, and they quickly became one of the most popular bands on the planet. They toured the world, playing to sold-out crowds in stadiums and arenas, and cementing their place in pop culture history.

But for Lancer, it was just the beginning. He went on to create other legendary bands, from The White Stripes to Radiohead to The Strokes. He became a beloved figure in the music world, known for his ability to create bands that captured the hearts of millions.

And yet, despite all of his success, Lancer never forgot his roots. He remained humble and grounded, always grateful for the power of music and the impact it had on his life.

In the end, Lancer's legacy as a musician and creator would be felt for generations to come. His influence would shape the course of music history, and his name would become synonymous with greatness. And yet, for Lancer, the greatest reward would always be the joy of creating music and sharing it with the world.

Huh,  i guess if lancer had a band... he would name it weezer

Cast List for Ice Spice: The Movie

- Ice Spice as herself

- The Deli as himself

- Rosario Dawson as Ice Spice's mentor and former music producer

- Jevil from Deltarune as random character 

- John Leguizamo as Ice Spice's father and biggest supporter

- Ava DuVernay as the director of Ice Spice's first music video

- Anthony Ramos as Ice Spice's love interest and choreographer

- Awkwafina as Ice Spice's biggest fan and assistant

- Daveed Diggs as the rival rapper who challenges Ice Spice to a rap battle

- Lin-Manuel Miranda as the host of the rap battle and judge

- Lupita Nyong'o as the record label executive who offers Ice Spice a contract

- Utkarsh Ambudkar as the producer who creates the beats for Ice Spice's album

- Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson as Ice Spice's quirky yet talented backup dancers.

COMING JUNE 12.

we should honestly watch that for halloween this year

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i knew that

cause it was sick

OK MORE AI STORIES

It was just another boring day for Kevin, a Burger King employee working the night shift. He had been wiping down tables and sweeping the floor for what felt like hours, and he couldn't shake off the feeling of restlessness. That's when he remembered the song that had been stuck in his head for weeks - "Join Us for a Bite" by JT Music. It was the theme song for the Five Nights at Freddy's game franchise, something he had been a fan of since he was a kid. 

Kevin couldn't resist the urge to play the song through his phone's speaker and dance along to the catchy beat. He moved around the empty dining area, throwing in a few robotic moves and imagining himself as part of the game's animatronic crew. As the song concluded, he was so lost in his own world that he didn't hear his boss walking through the doors.

"What on earth are you doing, Kevin?" his boss asked, his tone stern.

Kevin froze mid-dance and turned around to face his boss. He was expecting to be scolded or even fired for goofing around on the job. But to his surprise, his boss had a smile on his face.

"Do you know why I'm here, Kevin?" his boss asked, still grinning.

Kevin shook his head, too confused to form a coherent response.

"I just got off the phone with a movie producer," his boss said. "They're in the process of making a Five Nights at Freddy's movie, and they want you to star in it."

Kevin nearly dropped to the floor. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. He had always dreamed of being part of the FNAF universe, but he never expected it to happen.

"Really?" he asked, still in shock.

"Really," his boss confirmed. "They want you to play the role of the Burger King employee in the game."

Kevin was over the moon. He felt like he was living a dream come true. He couldn't wait to get started on the movie and show the world his love for the game.

As he left work that night, "Join Us for a Bite" played through his headphones once more, but this time, it held a whole new meaning. It was a song of triumph, the symbol of his newfound fame and success. Kevin danced along to the music with a newfound sense of purpose, excited for what the future held.

Rouxls was sitting at his desk, surrounded by jars and boxes filled with various insects. He had spent weeks collecting and categorizing them, and he was proud of his extensive bug collection.

But his concentration was broken by Susie's voice behind him. "You know, Rouxls, each and every bug in your collection is packed with 3 grams of protein. You should eat them if you want to get your daily dose of protein."

Rouxls froze, his eyes widening in horror. Eat his bugs? The thought was repulsive. He had spent so much time and effort collecting them, how could he possibly consume them?

Susie seemed oblivious to Rouxls' distress, continuing to extoll the virtues of bug protein. But Rouxls could feel himself slowly going insane. The bugs that had once fascinated him now seemed like a terrible burden. He had never thought of them as food before...but now he couldn't stop thinking about it.

As Susie's voice faded into the background, Rouxls began to mutter to himself. "No, no, this is all wrong. Bugs aren't...I can't eat them...can I?" He shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts, but the idea had taken hold. The once-serene bug collector was now on the brink of madness, consumed by a single, terrible thought.

The movie opens in a typical suburban neighborhood, where we see a dad named Greg, played by Bryan Cranston, mowing his lawn. He seems like a decent guy, with a wife and two kids, but he's secretly homophobic and hates anything he deems "gay."

One day, he discovers that his 16-year-old son, Teddy, played by Timothée Chalamet, is into a webcomic called Homestuck, which Greg believes is corrupting his son with "gay propaganda."

Greg becomes increasingly hostile towards Teddy, eventually leading to a violent confrontation where he kills his own son in a fit of rage. But as he's disposing of the body, he notices strange symbols carved into Teddy's arm that look like they're from the Homestuck comic.

That night, Greg begins to experience increasingly disturbing supernatural events. He hears weird noises in his house and sees glimpses of shadowy figures lurking in the corners of his vision. He starts getting mysterious text messages from an unknown number that seem to be taunting him.

As he spirals deeper into paranoia and madness, the Homestuck characters - John Egbert, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta, and Dave Strider - begin to materialize as terrifying ghostly entities. They are determined to make Greg pay for what he did to Teddy and haunt him until he's driven to the brink of insanity.

The movie takes on a surreal, nightmarish quality as Greg's world becomes increasingly distorted and twisted under the influence of the Homestuck ghosts. The movie's climax features a final showdown where Greg confronts the characters, trying to convince them to leave him alone. But he soon realizes that it's too late, and there's no escaping their wrath.

In the end, we see Greg left alone, haunted by the ghostly apparitions of the Homestuck characters. He's left a broken man, living in constant fear of the supernatural entities that have taken over his life. The movie ends on a shot of him cowering in fear as he hears a faint whisper of "Karkalicious" ringing out in the darkness

Rouxls Kaard was initially elated when he received the huge donation from Mr. Beast while streaming Fortnite. He couldn't believe his luck and was already planning all the things he would buy with the money. He instantly went off tab and eliminated the Fortnite game from the screen to start shopping for bugs and puzzles.

However, as he was shopping, the chat started spamming his screen, insisting he goes back to Fortnite. The fans and viewers were getting impatient, and some even started insulting him.

It was then that Mr. Beast intervened and asked Rouxls Kaard to come back to the game. Mr. Beast saw the chat and realized that they were tormenting poor Rouxls Kaard. He had an idea and asked Rouxls Kaard to come back on the stream.

They hatched a plan together and delivered the news to their incredulous viewers. They would give every single person in the chat 1000 dollar Fortnite kaards with V Bucks. The chat went wild with excitement and quickly forgave Rouxls Kaard for the interruption.

Rouxls Kaard was still buzzing with joy from the donation, and now he felt even better being able to give back to viewers. They all played Fortnite together, and everyone had a great time.

The whole experience left Rouxls Kaard feeling grateful and happy. He never thought he would receive such overwhelming and positive feedback from the viewers, and he learned that sometimes it pays to listen to the chat for guidance.