#1: The guy trying to talk with his friends: "GUYS, LOOK! A BIRDIE!"
#2: The weird guy who gets arrested in the middle of DMing you: "(FBI OPEN UP!) HOLY SHI- (disconnects)"
#3: Pridefall members: "A-"
#4: Simps: "POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD... NOT SIMPING FOR A CHILD!"
#5: Moderators: "(SNORT) deeznutshagottem you are gonna be (snortsnort) banned for (snort) having a meme username in (snort) #general! (Search history gets doxxed) GOD DAMM- (police sirens intensify)"
#6: ADMINISTRATORS: "PeePooDo Watch party? (Me in the distance: WHO COULD THINK OF SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?!)
#7: Incels: (Johnny Bravo intensifies)
#8: Bigots: (I cannot bring myself to type out this segment)
#9: STING Operators: "OK, so we're on a quest to do Madhour's mom and- (The FBI has connected) Oh shit! (everyone except the FBI disconnects)"
#10: Me: "... (Post-PeePooDo (and other shit) Stress Disorder intensifies)(on the PA) Please remember to leave all cyan labcoats in the incinerator. Thank you and have a nice day. (disconnects)"