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what Was up with the bible tho

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like What the Fuck was that

god must've been high on some good shit when he told those guys to write that

also those guys just Heard him and was like 'yeah this guy knows how to write a book that will be read and remembered for millennia'

"yo jack make satan a fruity Extra Hot angel that fell from the skies and now i tell him to do some silly shit to test humanity"

"...what"

"then my son who is also Hot for some reason has followers who are all gay for each other"

"god slow down i dont-"

"THIS MAN HAS A RAINBOW COAT AND NOW HE'S THE PHARAOH'S RIGHT HAND MAN"


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the world is not ready for this conversation yet


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this is an incredibly exaggerated summarisation of a series of books written by different people. chances are you haven't even read the bible ..
would you comment on a book without reading it?


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hello! most of the time i don't reply on my own forums, but i feel the need to here :) 

user arazyal, thank you for your concerns! sadly, i believe in god, have read the bible and the book of mormon, and, most importantly, this post was satire! isn't that just wonderful? that you can read something and make a funny post about it? 

thank you! have a wonderful day :)


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