Young sheldon helped saved my marriage.

Young Sheldon helped save my marriage. How did this happen you may ask? One day my wife took my Mountain dew away from me and as a fellow dew nation member this greatly angered me. The wife told me "Honey please let me take a sip of your mountain dew im so thirsty! All the water in the house stopped working and you refuse to fix it cause your mountain dew addiction and you wont let me drink it!" My wife is such a bitch. We started yelling and she stumbled upon the remote which turned on the greatest series made by god himself "Young Sheldon" after this we sat down and watched every episode I even let her drink my mountain dew. Thank you sheldon.