i saw a ghoul today, oh boy

I saw a ghoul today, oh boy

About a lucky man who saw a ghoul

And though the ghoul  was rather sad

Well, I just had to laugh

I saw the ghoul

He blew his mind out in a car

He didn't notice that the lights had changed

A crowd of ghouls stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of ghouls

I saw a ghoul today, oh boy

The English ghouls had just won the war

A crowd of ghoul turned away

But I just had to look

Having read the scrolls

I'd love to turn you on oh ghoul

Woke up, fell out of bed

Dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank a ghoul

And looking up, I noticed I was late

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

Made the bus in seconds flat

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

And someghoul spoke and I went into a dream

I saw a ghoul today, oh boy

Four thousand ghouls in ghoullsville

And though the ghouls were rather small

They had to count them all

Now they know how many ghoul it takes to fill the ghoulhall

I'd love to turn you on oh ghoul