TO BEGIN! here is my dog Bailey! i dont know how to make the image smaller on here im so sorry WHFEUOIDGHEWOIF

i've had her since 4th grade (so like 2014? 2013? so like ten-nine years ago)
she is from a shelter!
she is a little chonky (her neck rolls show when she's lying down and asking for belly rubs) and sort of lazy; also she begs constantly but isn't that all dogs... she sneezes A LOT.. she also snores in her sleep AND SO LOUDLY (apparently dogs can snore); she always tries to attack the mailman and eat the mail when he comes (and can also sense the mailman's presence from like a whole block away, somehow)
SHE LIKES THE SNOW because she thinks she can eat it or that it is tangible (we make snowballs and throw them up in the air and she tries to catch them in her mouth because she thinks they are actual balls)
SHE IS SO CUDDLY I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S THE SWEETESTÂ