1. If you could hang out with any cartoon character, who would you choose and why?Ā
Uzi from Murder Drones. I just feel like we would get along.
2. If you could add a word to the dictionary what would you add and what would it mean?Ā
Not add, bring back. "Overmorrow" it means the day after tomorrow, but it's way less clunky.Ā
3. If you could meet any living person for dinner, who would you pick and why?Ā
My best friend. They live really far away and I would love to get to just hang out with them in person.
4. What is your most used emoji?Ā
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5. Would you rather have invisibility or flight?Ā
Depends. Can I turn other things invisible too, or can people see the clothes walking around without a person? No, actually, I don't think that matters. flight, for sure, even just to hover a little bit off the ground and take the weight off my bad leg.
6. Cats or dogs?Ā
Cats. I like both, dogs are better for a nice weight on your chest while you sleep, but overall I tend to bond more with cats.
7. Crunchy peanut butter or smooth?
smooth. There should not be hard things in my sandwich.Ā
8. Teleportation or flying?Ā
depends. How far can I teleport? Is it just to places I've been/seen, or can I just think of a place and be there, no matter what? Again, can I affect other things, or am I popping up at the grocery store stark naked? Teleportation would be more useful if it worked in a good way, but if it didn't, I would rather fly, again, to take the weight off my leg.
9. Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?Ā
If I were able to turn it off, mind-reading.
10. If you could be an animal, what animal would you be and why?Ā
A raven. They are incredibly dextrous and intelligent, and protected under federal law where i live, so I wouldnt be in any danger from humans.
11. If you could bring back any fashion trend, what would it be?Ā
90s emo fashion.
12. If you had 25 hours a day, how would you spend your extra time?Ā
sleep. i don't get hardly any sleep.
13. If you had to delete all but three apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?
google chrome, messages, Clip Studio Paint.Ā
14.Ā Whatās the best piece of advice you have ever been given?Ā
MAKEĀ š "BAD"Ā š ART š
Make art that people think they could do themselves. When you write, let yourself do it bad. clunky dialogue, bad grammar. And then come back to it when you've taken a break, see what you've done wrong. and be better. Rinse and repeat, and sloooooooowly there will start being less and less mistakes to fix.
15. If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?Ā
Art (drawing)
16. If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be and why?Ā
Hitting my head on the fucking ceiling. self explanatory. I have a loft bed that I am too tall for.
17. Would you rather be the funniest or smartest person in the room?Ā
smartest. I don't need to be funny.
18. Whatās the best advice youāve ever heard?Ā
"make bad art," mentioned above.
19. What would you like to be known/remembered for?Ā
being a good dad, a good husband, a good friend.Ā
20. What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics?Ā
I don't think HEMA is an olympic sport, but if it were, that.
21. What would you like to do when you retire?Ā
spend time with the family that i hope I'll have by then.
22. What is the best perk you have ever enjoyed at a job?Ā
getting to pet the animals (farm hand)
23. If you could magically become fluent in any language, what would it be?Ā
for fun, Scottish Gaelic, for normal reasons, probably chinese or japanese.
24. What is your favourite time of the day and why?
Full night. I love the stars, and I love when looking up doesnt hurt my eyes.
25.Ā Are you sunrise, daylight, twilight, or night person? Why?Ā
night, for the above reasons.
26. Are you summer, fall, spring, or winter person? Why?
winter. I overheat very easily, and I love snow.
27. If you could pick up a new skill in an instant what would it be and why?Ā
Tattooing, because that's what I want to do for a living and it would be beneficial to be good at it.
28. Do you have a favourite charity you wish more people knew about?Ā
THE TREVOR PROJECT
29. What skill do you think everyone should have?Ā
Feeling empathy.
30. How would you change your life today if the average life expectancy was 400 years?
nothing much would change, I would still just be waiting to turn eighteen and get out of my current situation.
31. What is your favourite hobby?Ā
Reading or playing video games.
32. What is your favourite thing to do by yourself?Ā
Play music really loud and sing along.
33. What is your favourite sport or physical activity?Ā
Swordfighting
34. What crazy activities do you dream of trying someday?Ā
Getting married, having a kid.
35. What is your idea of fun?Ā
Board games with my friends, snacks, Monty Python And The Holy Grail (or Shrek) on the tv.
36. What two things do you consider yourself to be very good at?Ā
Beat Saber, entertaining myself when left alone.
37. What two things do you consider yourself to be very bad at?Ā
sleeping, any sport.
38. If money and time were no object, what would you be doing right now?Ā
swimming. (specifically at the rock slides near triangle lake in Oregon, USA)
39. What is something you hate doing? Why?Ā
schoolwork. self explanatory.
40.What is something you love doing? WhyĀ
Playing video games. It's more entertaining than working.
41. Do you have any hidden talents? What can you do?Ā
My thumb joint is fucked up so i can bend it slightly more than normal. it's visually upsetting to some.
42. What was one new experience you tried that was completely unknown or uncomfortable to you at
the time you tried it?
I seriously can't think of one. once when I was like 10 I hiked up a mountain in three feet of snow for 6 hours? but I had a bit of prior experience with snow and hiking, just not together.
43. Where would you time-travel, if it were possible?Ā
I wouldn't. or like. maybe kill some bad people as infants or idk like. spend time with them in their youth and guide them away from politics.
44. If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?Ā
SHAPESHIFTING! SHAPESHIFTING! I am trans. self explanatory.
45. If you were the captain of a pirate ship, what would be the name of your ship?Ā
The S.S. Ass Licker
46. If you could travel to any other planet (real or fictional), where would you go and why?
The potentially livable planet surrounding Alpha Centauri A. No taxes.
47. What is your favourite movie?Ā
Labyrinth.
48. Who is your favourite actor/actress?Ā
Rebel Wilson.
49. What is your favourite book?Ā
The Gearbreakers Duology by Zoe Hana Mikuta
50. What is your favourite tv series?Ā
Brooklyn 99
51. What show on Netflix did you binge watch embarrassingly fast?Ā
Lost in Space.Ā (the new one)
52. If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?Ā
fuck if i know, man. me.
53. What type of music do you listen to?Ā
Alt rock and metal.
54. What movie can you rewatch over and over again?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Labyrinth, Nimona, and The Bad Guys (1&2)
55. If you could be in any movie, what would it be and what character would you play?Ā
just some random person in the background of pretty much any movie would be fine.Ā
56. Which actor would you want to play you in the movie about your life?Ā
Timothe chardonay. dunno. we have kinda similar hair.
57. If you were a wrestler what would be your entrance theme song?Ā
catch me if you can, SIO.Ā
58. If you were a superhero what would your name be?Ā
I wouldn't want to be well-known enough to have a special name.
59. If you were a superhero what would your superpower be and why?Ā
not a hero, but power shapeshifting, because trans and very cool.
60. What fictional world or place would you like to visit?Ā
I don't know.
61. What is your favourite TV show?Ā
Murder Drones.
62. What are you reading right now?Ā
Rereading "Gone" by michael grant, on book 5.
63. What book did you read that changed your life the most?Ā
Nothing especially life-changing tbh.
64. What movie have you seen recently that you would recommend and why?Ā
Labyrinth. david bowie
65. What is your favourite sport to watch and why?
HEMA. swords.
66. If you could see one movie again for the first time, what would it be and why?Ā
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. just funny as fuck and catches you off gaurd a lot.
67. If you had to play one album forever which one would it be?Ā
oh fuck. idk. I would kill myself. I liveĀ for music.
68. Which song can you listen to all day long?
anything by cavetown or mother mother.
69. Have you ever been out of the country?Ā
nope
70. Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?Ā
I grew up in a bike family. yes. I got my first dirt bike at maybe age four.
71. Have you ever lived in another state?Ā
never moved.
72. Have you ever met a celebrity? Dustin Bates, lead singer of starset. I was thirteen and visibly shaking.
73. Have you ever been to Disney Land or Disney World?Ā
my mom is a disney adult so my fisrt trip to disneyland was in my infancy. I have been to disneyland a lot. I hate disney.
74. Have you ever planted a garden?Ā
yeah.
75. Have you ever experienced a natural disaster like a hurricane or tornado?Ā
nope
76. Have you ever won a contest?Ā
never competed.
77. Have you ever eaten a whole pizza by yourself?Ā
not in one sitting, but yes.
78. Have you ever done any extreme sports like skydiving or bungee jumping?
nope
79. If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be and why?Ā
What kind of question is that? the fuck? how would I know, man?
80. If you had to eat one meal every day for the rest of your life what would it be?
My sister's homemade fettucini alfredo.
81. Coffee or tea?
tea. (butterfly pea flower w/ vanilla, specifically)
82. Whatās the weirdest food youāve ever eaten?Ā
durian. smells like literal shit. tastes kind of okay compared to the smell, but definitely not good.
83. How do you like your eggs?Ā
Over medium, fried.
84. What are your three favourite foods?Ā
Fettucini alfredo, Pizza, spicy nacho Doritos
85. What is your favourite meal to cook and why?Ā
fettucini alfredo with homemade noodles. just very fun to make.
86. Whatās your favourite breakfast cereal?Ā
reeses puffs
87. Favourite grocery item while shopping locally?Ā
mango
88. What is your favourite restaurant?Ā
olive garden
89. What is your favourite candy or treat?Ā
warner brand gummy sharks.
90. Sweet, salty, or sour?Ā
sour
91. What is something you are great at cooking?Ā
fettucini alfredo
92. What is something you canāt cook?Ā
dunno, havent found anything I couldnt make yet.
93. What is your favourite dessert?Ā
Cookie dough Ice cream
94. If you could eliminate one food so no one could eat it ever again, what would you destroy?
cilantro probably. doesnt serve much purpose other than aesthetics.
95. What is your favourite breakfast? Lunch? Dinner?
choc chip pancakes w/ whipped cream, box mac and cheese, fettucini alfredo.