Pool table [pinned]

Hey is it still a game of pool if someone uses a pool noodle to hit the balls 

In my book? I say yes.  

Oh look. Some just magically appeared!

*Slides out of the shadows, form concealed mostly under a long, dark green cloak. Picks up a bright red pool noodle with a pale green-toned hand and turns it about at different angles.*

...

*A crackling of static comes to life - as though from some intergalactic translating device - and precedes a robotic voice dutifully narrating whatever the being had said into something discernible for other-species' ears.*

"What manner of sorcery be this."

dang. it's just a nood my dood. if you try it you might like it.