thread for bad ideas only

Edible super sea snails. You can go to Staff at the lobbies food shack and ask her to cook up a “super seascargot ”, the order costs all of your snails and does absolutely nothing. No power ups, no boost, nothing. You get absolutely zero out of the order and waste your snails doing so.

sting ray of doom. covers the entire map, goes through all walls while losing no damage, deals 20 damage per frame, the player can always see enemy players, the player can turn just like they'd do with a normal weapon, and it lasts 20 seconds.