I hate you all

"Say, Happyman," Green Monster looked over at him with an uncharacteristically serious expression, "We're good friends, right?"

"Of course," Happyman answered, avoiding his gaze, "I think you're my best friend."

"That's good. Would you like to be my boyfriend? I really like you a lot."

As soon as Happyman processed the words that had just been said to him, he felt like he could pass out then and there. But of course he didn't, because how would he have been able to respond then?

"Yes! I'd love to!" Shakily he turned himself to face Green Monster and hugged him tightly.

"I'm so glad you feel the same way!" Green Monster exclaimed, eagerly returning the embrace.

Happyman cuddled up to him and got comfortable and they were quiet for a third time. This time though, there was no awkwardness to it, and honestly, Happyman felt like he could get used to this kind of quiet.